pre-announcement, i’m coming home!

to celebrate that fleeting moment when kilbot.net was the first port of call for all those “glistening with pre-cum”, i have an announcement…

i’m coming home!

i’ll be home on thursday the 25th of september and back to melbourne on the 29th of september. perhaps some suitably nasty spa party is in order?

p.s. i would like to thank the tireless work of james laney and fancy bower (and by association dj kl and barney valmadre) for their efforts in taking kilbot.net to the top of the internet porn pile.

sad day in melsville

for those that care, as of yesterday me and mel are no longer seeing each other.

Update
Barry White dies July 4th
Mugabe gets pay hike while Zimbabwe starves
where’s the love?

Hair Job

Jock reminded me to put some photos of my ‘fin job’ on the page… so’s i’ve added a few photos to the gallery.

for those that can’t wait click on ‘full story’.
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I’m back

I have a new computer and Queens Parade has an adsl connection, so i’ll be hanging around msn messenger a bit and i’ll get back to regular postings of news from the streets of Melbourne.

first up, kilbot’s crime watch…
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New(s)

hello, a lot has been happening but I haven’t had a lot of time lately to sit down and write… hopefully soon… (this sounds familiar, ‘I’ll write more once I start travelling’, ‘I’ll write more when I get to Melbourne’, ‘I’ll write more when I get a job’…)

Well anyways, here’s a quick update.
New House: I’ve got a new house in North Fitzroy (436 Queens Pde, phone (03) 9481 4590) but don’t phone or send me your underpants yet cause I haven’t moved in. At the moment I have nothing but a bag of clothes, so there’s not much to move in.

New Job: I’ve got a new job with Rehame which is down in Port Melbourne… this is like going from Mt Hawthorn to Nedlands but it takes me an hour to get to work on the tram. Hang on, come to think of it, it took an hour to get from Mt Hawthorn to Nedlands on public transport as well.

New Haircut: On account of my new job I have a new haircut. I got it at a hairdressing academy, which is sort of like a police academy except they cut hair better at a police academy. It wasn’t too bad but they seemed pretty keen on the ‘fin’ hairstyle sported by sporty types such as Mr Beckham, and I didn’t want to confuse them so that’s what I got.

meat me in Sydney

Wow, Sydney just loves to rub their meaty abundance in the face of Melbourne’s vegetarian ways… Mel went up to Sydney for a conference and took the digicam out for a tour with Kate Ford, she brought back these great photos (see full story). Unfortunately she didn’t bring back any chops.

It reminded me of that story we did in Pelican ‘shake hands with beef’, 8 or 9 kg of veal fell of a truck and rolled onto the front lawn at UWA.
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bored?

if you get bored with me not updating this site you can mix things up a little yourselves. check out:

yrotcaf toblik eht
or
crazy kilbot

no news is good news

well i haven’t got much of interest to tell y’all… but i do want to push that picture of the main page as soon as i can, so here goes.

i’ve just been laying low in the city, looking for work and generally playing destitute. i will however make a foray into Melbournes sporting and theatre circles this weekend.

Sporting: obviously to watch the Dockers v. Richmond 2:10pm Sunday at the MCG. This will be my first time to the MCG and a good chance to watch the Dockers win interstate for… well… a long time.

Theatre: does anyone back in Perth remember Toby Schmitz? a very funny man who once strolled into the UWA Blue Stocking Week tent wearing only shoes and asked for a cigarette lighter. well anyways i saw an add for a play his has written and i thought i might go along and see what he is up to.

refugees welcome


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funk city blues

walking down brunswick street, cafés packed to the curb with the idle rich, coloured hair positioned upright with putty, clothes from dangerfield, kinki gerlinki and fat 52, long lunches on organic focaccia, coffee and wine… and laughing when one says “I hate work”.