The Kilbot Factory

kilbot.net is one

Yarr! Today is truely a great day for pirates and pirate-lovers, for today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I’m proud to announce, it also be the first birthday of kilbot.net.

That’s right, one year ago today kilbot.net was registered. At first I wasn’t all that keen on him (I had my heart set on kilbot.com, and still harbour plans to take over that domain) but I have grown to love the little fella. Many have watched him grow from one page, to four pages, to the sprawling estate he has now become. Many watched as he gave his first shout in the shoutbot, and now look at him, we can hardly shut him up… and, of course, careful scientist has been here watching us all the while.
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Wes Anderson

Good old Wes is working on a new film…
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CNNNN

Well, kids and kilbot fans, I thought I’d just remind everyone about that last bastion of true news, CNNNN.
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changes to kilbot.net

the news section is now open for business!

ol’ shoutbot will still be functioning but if you want to plug a gig or discuss something in depth you can post a news item (you can also upload images).

if you want to post a news item i will need to set up an account for you (send me a message if you want an account). then go to http://www.kilbot.net/news to login in.

CARN THE DOCKERS!!!

The dockers have given us many memorable moments this season, but nothing would be sweeter than a victory over the Bombers tonight…

C’MON THE DOCKERS!

i would like to say some inspiring words, but i think DJ KL has pretty much summed it up, the following is taken from dockerland.

[taken to full news] ->
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happy birthday to me

just quietly, it is my birthday today.

26… still a 20-something-go-getter, still don’t know what it is i’m supposed to go and get.
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pre-announcement, i’m coming home!

to celebrate that fleeting moment when kilbot.net was the first port of call for all those “glistening with pre-cum”, i have an announcement…

i’m coming home!

i’ll be home on thursday the 25th of september and back to melbourne on the 29th of september. perhaps some suitably nasty spa party is in order?

p.s. i would like to thank the tireless work of james laney and fancy bower (and by association dj kl and barney valmadre) for their efforts in taking kilbot.net to the top of the internet porn pile.

sad day in melsville

for those that care, as of yesterday me and mel are no longer seeing each other.

Update
Barry White dies July 4th
Mugabe gets pay hike while Zimbabwe starves
where’s the love?

Hair Job

Jock reminded me to put some photos of my ‘fin job’ on the page… so’s i’ve added a few photos to the gallery.

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I’m back

I have a new computer and Queens Parade has an adsl connection, so i’ll be hanging around msn messenger a bit and i’ll get back to regular postings of news from the streets of Melbourne.

first up, kilbot’s crime watch…
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