Melbourne gained an hour on you Perth suckers overnight.
That means I'll be getting the news while you fools are still watching Ricki Lake. I'll be eating dessert while you louts haven't even started the entrée. I'll be tucking into my first gin and tonic while you clowns are getting ready for work… and so on.
Personally I reckon we should move further ahead, we should just move to Friday, leave you guys standing around on Sunday, dicks waving in the wind.
All this talk about Guns'n'Roses, Macho Man Randy Savage and Meat Axe has got me thinking we should start a list of the cockiest Cock Rock lyrics…
I'll kick it off with Jon Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive,
“Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you’re all alone all you do is think”
… that's what rock'n'roll is all about.
Oh baby, this stuff sounds like it puts the Famous Fancy/Killer Crunktm to shame.
Thanks again to cruel.com for a classic link.
Check out this Funny MTV-type stuff from North Korea. Thanks to Cruel.com for the link.