"A Call to Arms" - A Compilation Album for the Downtrodden
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One day Lou, Matty Milner and myself decided that what the world really needed was a compliation album featuring those songs that could be considered a “call to arms”. The tunes that make people want to get together and start a revolt. The music that stirs the blood and brings crew together into some kind of mass rally. The songs that never say die. So, new from KLM-tel comes the power and the passion of A Call to Arms.
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A Call to Arms
Song/Artist
*Something in the Air/Thunderclap Newman
("we gotta get together sooner or later, because the revolution's here" - however, the lack of urgency expressed here is a tad disappointing)
*Won't Get Fooled Again/The Who
(Title, plus the line "Meet the new boss - same as the old boss!" - mmm political)
*We gotta get outta this place/The Animals
("We" - implies more than one person and is an integral part of many CTA songs to generate a rallying fervour.)
*Spice Girls/Spice up your Life
(Every gender and every nationality is encouraged, nay demanded to spice up their lives)
*Jailbreak/ACDC and Thin Lizzy
(Put them back to back on the album so the punters can compare and contrast the Antipodean and the Irish take on escaping from punitive institutions.)
*You're the Voice/John Farnham
(Pompous, full of tired cliched rhetoric, bagpipes - ah yes the ultimate
CTA)
*Power and the Passion Midnight Oil
(See above but minus bagpipes)
*Big Country/Big Country
(The bit after one of those bagpipe-emulating guitar solos where the dearly departed Stuart Adamson goes 'Ha!' - just makes one want to assemble collectively in a public space)
*Run to the Hills/Iron Maiden
(All in the title - those in Lesmurdie need not run as far as others)
*Walls Come Tumbling Down/Style Council
(From the get-go "You don't have to take this crap, you can actually fight back". With some bad ass fringes and pencil thin microphones. Presumably.)
*The Wall/Pink Floyd
(A wonderful yet belated attempt to get the kids to rally {to buy their
records} by a bunch of portly balding, superannuated rock dinosaurs.
Respect)
*Bound for Glory/Angry Anderson
*Holy Grail/Hunters & Collectors
(Both granted automatic inclusion due to the fact that they were mimed unconvincingly by their respective composers before AFL Grand Finals
*It's a Long Way to the Top/AC/DC
(Again with the Bagpipes and guitars emulating Bagpipes)
*It's Because I Love You/Master's Apprentices
("Do you want to do, be what you want to be" - plus a YEAH for
some positive reinforcement. Plus, it was used in a jeans ad and our Eastern Bloc Komrades know all about the revolutionary significance of denim.)
*We're Not Gonna Take It/Twisted Sister
(A shouted chorus, again the use of the word 'we' implying collective
empathy - Dee Snider, how did we overklook thee?)
*We Built this City on Rock n Roll/Starship
(Perhaps, perhaps not. Regardless, concrete may have been a more sensible foundation)
*Eye of the Tiger/Survivor
(Admittedly, one eyed tigers are not as scary as their fully complemented counterparts, however the name of the band is also inspirational.)
We'd like to hear any suggestions that we may have missed. But remember that we have a stringent selection policy.

