8 Jan 2004

Preaching to the converted

Posted by Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx | Filed under: News

A New Years Eve / New Years Day Report will be coming shortly, but I think it prudent at this time of year to reflect on the meaning of Christmas and New Years and to remember why we are celebrating, indeed to remember why we are here.

And so I would like to read a section from the Bible, The Bartender's Bible by Gary Regan, Chapter 4, Verse 1;

Gin
The word gin is merely a corruption of the Dutch for juniper - jenever - or from the French word for juniper - genièvre. Gin is a versatile yet distinctive beverage, the main ingredient in a Tom Collins, a Martini, and a Singapore Sling. Gin, a wonderfully perfumed potion, is probably the most notorious of liquors, and, for some reason, gin drinkers are seen as serious drinkers, people who like the taste of alcohol and do not try to disguise it. This attitude is much appreciated by gin distillers, who go to great lengths to make their gin distinctive and jealously guard their recipes.

Gin was first developed in the seventeenth century by a Dutch doctor, who combined alcohol with the juniper berry to concoct a remedy for kidney complaints. Apparently, although it did nothing for the kidneys, the “tonic” was very popular due to its amnesia-inducing qualities. It made the patient forget or, at the very least, not care about his/her complaint.

Then came William III, another Dutchman, who married Mary II and became King of England in 1689. William had a personal grudge against the French because they were threatening his native Holland. Vengefully he raised excise duties on all French wines and brandies. This action made gin, the cheaper Dutch liquor, more accessible to the English public, thus hurting the French and benefiting Holland in one fell swoop.

His adopted country took to the gin very quickly. They were soon making it themselves, and for a large part of the eighteenth century, gin became the solace of the English poor. Soldiers drank it before going into battle, and their drunken bravery came to be known as “Dutch Courage.” Juniper berries were erroneously believed to have the power to induce abortion, and thus gin earned the name “Mother's Ruin.” If a person was living a debauched life, he/she was said to be on “Gin Lane.”


8 Jan 2004

Christmas Report

Posted by Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx | Filed under: News

The Kilbot Fam spent Christmas at my sister's farm* situated in Morawa, in the heart of the Australian Outback**. This sort of country is best captured in photos***, and if you click on the Full Story link you can take a pictorial journey through life on the farm.

* in fairness to my brother in-law it is really his farm, and in fairness to his kin it is really the Agar family farm.
** if you look at a map of Western Australia is hardly the heart of anything, it is not even that far from Perth on the grand scale of things… but it is out of mobile range and the country store didn't sell Marlboro Reds Soft Pack, so y'know you pretty much fend for yourself out there.
*** actually, photos don't capture a scratch of the Australian Outback, how can you fit 360 degrees of flat, burnt ground into a 800px by 600px photo? You can't, but my brother-in-law did a pretty good job****.
**** It was 42 degrees up there - my blood has become too thick for the mid west - so I sent my brother-in-law out with my dad to take some photos while I sat at the homestead and sipped on pina coladas.

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Sunset… you can see the inspiration for the Aboriginal flag, black earth, red sky and the setting yellow sun</center>

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The Windmill… an Australian icon</center>

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One of the sheep dogs having a swim</center>

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Christmas dinner!</center>


23 Dec 2003

Christmas Aussies

Posted by Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx | Filed under: News

Hello Perth! I have just touched down and I swear on the way home I saw Geoff Gallop wearing a suit and riding a vesper up Beaufort St… it may have just been the heat and brightness of this city going straight to my head. Currently I am at my parents in Mt Hawthorn and am getting stuck into my first glass of brasso. Unfortunately this is not a 'let's get started' drink, this is a 'time for bed' drink… I haven't got much sleep over the last week. At my parents request I will be spending Christmas at my sister's farm in Morawa, so if I don't catch you tonight I will see you in a couple of days.

Merry Christmas Everyone
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12 Dec 2003

Worst Songs Ever

Posted by badger | Filed under: News

Inspired by this thread on B3ta, I thought that I would start a discussion on the worst songs ever.

Obviously there are two main categories here:

1. Worst Songs Ever: Songs that absolutely suck, no matter how you look at them.

2. Most Hated Songs Ever: Songs that others may think are good, but you hate them for some (possibly irrational) reason. These are often the songs that I get requests for every time I DJ.

To get the ball rolling I would have to say that the first arse-bitingly inane single from the Fast Food Rockers made my jaw drop and my bowels loosen when I had the misfortune of stumbling across the clip on Video Hits. I still don't think I have properly recovered from that horrifying trauma.

Go nuts people. I want to see the vitriol fly.


11 Dec 2003

a very killer christmas

Posted by Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx | Filed under: News

Every year is a killer Christmas for the Kilbot family, but Perth may get a very special present this year with plans afoot to get Yours Truely™ home for the festive season. The plan hinges on a couple of factors and is 50/50 at the moment but you could help tip the balance… I need to know what is happening in Perth to see if it is worth my while. Please post invites and rumours in the comments section.

Here's a good example:

The Fascist Fair Go Party in It's An Astronomical Life… Christmas Eve at the Amplifier Bar, 8pm till late. (mehr informationen)