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Last night I passed on my parent’s last offer of a plane ticket home for Christmas. This locks me into another cross-country hitchhike. I will leave Melbourne on the 20th of December, which gives me five days for a flat-out burn through Keith, Kimba and Caiguna to Perth, hopefully rolling up to the family home on Christmas Day (for dramatic effect)… Naturally the journey will be covered here.

Best exchange ever? (apart from gorilla suit banter)
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Rob Corr au (8:30:30 PM): Check it out: hidden scene in Tron.
Rob Corr au (8:30:59 PM): I guess I should've kept watching after the first 15 minutes
Lord Malser (8:31:50 PM): well observed Mr Corr
Lord Malser (8:31:54 PM): hang on…
Rob Corr au (8:32:16 PM): Heh, it was forwarded to me. Why the fuck would I be searching for pictures of Tron?
Lord Malser (8:32:32 PM): I meant on the politeness thing
Lord Malser (8:32:37 PM): very strange
Lord Malser (8:32:40 PM): Tron?
Rob Corr au (8:33:02 PM): Yeah, Tron:
Lord Malser (8:33:15 PM): I saw it the first time
Lord Malser (8:33:26 PM): are you sassin' me?
Rob Corr au (8:33:31 PM): Then why did you ask “Tron?”
Lord Malser (8:33:41 PM): Stop sassin' me
Rob Corr au (8:33:52 PM): Stop saying “sassin'”
Lord Malser (8:34:10 PM): If you want me to stop saying sassin' stop giving me so much damn sass
Rob Corr au (8:34:24 PM): don't make me go upside your head
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I'm Lord Malser, on this occassion…

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I have been offering sperm (and other organs) for over a year with very little success, it seemed I couldn’t give it away… but in the last week I have had three separate orders. I’m just glad I kept practicing during the quiet period. Click on “read more…” for a transcript of one of the orders… as you can see I need some testimonials (pronounced teste-moan-ials) for my sperm, if you feel qualified to speak on my man-milk please leave a comment below.
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Despite maiming and possibly killing a cyclist (we didn't stop to check)on the way back to the City West Licensing Centre, I just passed my driving test on the first attempt. The spirit of Zabka possessed me and I showed NO MERCY to the road and its feeble attempts to hinder me.

This means that after logging 25 hours driving and passing a hazard perception test, I will be mobile.

This, in turn, means that Hirsch and K-Bot won't be doing all the driving when we sweep across the nation like flying monkeys to ruin the lives of Melbourne's Testimonial Fascist Fair Go Party.