The Kilbot Factory blog

AKA - Final Fight.

Apparently the Dockers have only won twice at Football Park and three times against the Port Adelaide Football Club. Does this concern me? Fuck no!

Port are a spent force. A Fremantle win will stitch up 7th spot for the purple army.

KEY: Pav is unstoppable, like Zabka in Shootmaster and Shootmaster II. Port's ruckmen will be no match for Grimlock. Freo - too much drive in the midfield and too many forward options for Port to counter.

The GFC have a big percentage but North (sorry, 'Kangaroos') are unlikely to fall to Carlton so the Cats will hang on to 6th after handing out a hiding to Richmond at KP.

This leaves Geelong playing Fremantle in the first week of the finals, in Victoria. Hopefully not at the MCG - Freo's home away from home - but at the Dome, which both teams hate.

Prediction? GFC by 7 points despite 5 goals from the Pav.

KEY: Jimmy Bartel. Baldy Chapman is back, and several Geelong stars will be fully recovered like the currently half-fit Steve “Shuffle” Johnson, Lord Henry Playfair and Tom Harley. GFC defence and midfield too strong. Wildcard - the Baby Jesus.

(Note: If Freo buck my prophecy and win this final they will go ALL THE WAY).

The Dogs will win and knock the Dees - who will lose to the Dons - out. If I am mistaken in that regard, North will knock the Dees straight out of the finals and on to their punk asses anyway.

KEY: Melbourne are soft. North are lead by the Junk Yard Dog - Dean “Hardest Man Alive” Laidley.

In the event of North vs Footscray, the mighty Dogs will get up.

KEY: Rohan Smith.

Sydney will lose to Adelaide because Football Park isn't a postage-stamp like their own deformed home patch.

KEY: Football Park is not a postage stamp.

The Dirty Birds will cling to top spot and face the Saints. The DBs will win in Perth, and then win again, and then be crushed by the Saints in the Grand Final.

KEY: The Grand Final is not played at Subiaco Oval.

Saints for the flag, Dirty Birds running up, unless Freo win against the GFC in the first week of the finals.

Discuss.

Neil Charles Rabinowitz and his conglomerate - found: quantity of sheep - are launching their album DVD the evening of Thursday, July 7th.

Perth people head to Lune Leederville for the 7pm screening of the songs and the films made by a series of local movie makers commissioned by f:qs.

Guy Hamilton Howlett, Rabinowitz, Michael Winlo et al and Giovanni Torre himself are among the film-makers.

Selah!

After the Catholic Davros dies he will…

1. Become 'Robo-pope'

2. Be hailed for bringing down the Soviet Union.

3. Not be criticised for urging AIDS-ravaged Africa to avoid condoms.

4. Not be critised for supporting military dictatorships in South America.

Anything else?

Perth crew and visiting easterners are encouraged to come to my abode on the night of April 2nd.

Food and liquor will be put on at 7:30pm.

We are celebrating the arrival of our new housemate Russell Withers, my new job as a journo at the Freo and Melville Heralds, Joey's mate moving in to the house behind ours, Marcus Whisson getting a photographer gig at the aforementioned Heralds and Brett Hirsch getting an article published in the Ben Johnson Journal.

These are reasons enough.

Anyone who wants to come and does not know the exact address should contact me.

Tomorrow is the final round of Dr G versus The God-King.

For Gallop to lose after the Liberal's disastrous campaign would most likely mean the end of his career.

For Colin, going down after having the rabid backing of the only newspaper in the state would be a certain fatal blow.

In about 15 minutes I leaving my West Leedy abode and heading to the hills - the far East - to dress up the booth I am captain for. By the time I comment here again, we will know if the Doctor is in the house, or if the God-King rules over us.

My prediction? The Coalition to win by 2-3 seats with 49% of the vote.