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KISS and The Colonel
Ah yes, straight from the horse’s mouth to your eyes (so to speak), it’s Colonel Cameron “I Love Face Make Up” Schwab with two unmasked freaks…
Conan Does Canada
This is some classic Conan antics right here. Watching Triumph insult the Frenchie-Canadians was priceless, as none of them had a sense of humour (except for one weird lecherous old dude). Here’s the good bits from an IMDB report, including Conan’s “apology”:
The Toronto businessman who spearheaded a drive to bring NBC’s Conan O’Brien to Canada for a week of shows featuring Canadian-born talent has defended O’Brien against an avalanche of public outrage that ensued when Robert Smigel, in the guise of Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, let loose with a series of barbs targeting French-speaking Quebecers. Soumalias told the Canadian Press that he not only has no regrets about the bit but encouraged it. Soumalias said that some of O’Brien’s writers did express concern about the material but that he assured them that Canada was mature enough to take it. As for protests by government figures about the skit, Soumalias said, “Government needs to stay out of the public airwaves. It’s as simple as that.”
Appearing with a “translator” (whose words appeared in English subtitles), O’Brien apologised on Tuesday night’s show:
O’Brien: “People of Quebec, I’m sorry.”
French translator: “People of Quebec, I’m an albino jackass.”
O’Brien: “We meant no harm with our comedy piece the other night.”
Translator: “The other night, I wet the bed like a little girl.”
O’Brien: “I was a stranger in a strange land and I was very insensitive.”
Translator: “I have a small penis.”
O’Brien: “Quebec, your lively and rich culture is a treasure to Canada, and your unique heritage deserves only praise, not ridicule.”
Translator: “I have never known the touch of a woman and I never will.”
O’Brien: “Again, please accept my heartfelt apologies.”
Translator: “Did I mention I have a small penis?”
Worst Songs Ever
Inspired by this thread on B3ta, I thought that I would start a discussion on the worst songs ever.
Obviously there are two main categories here:
1. Worst Songs Ever: Songs that absolutely suck, no matter how you look at them.
2. Most Hated Songs Ever: Songs that others may think are good, but you hate them for some (possibly irrational) reason. These are often the songs that I get requests for every time I DJ.
To get the ball rolling I would have to say that the first arse-bitingly inane single from the Fast Food Rockers made my jaw drop and my bowels loosen when I had the misfortune of stumbling across the clip on Video Hits. I still don’t think I have properly recovered from that horrifying trauma.
Go nuts people. I want to see the vitriol fly.
Foot In Mouth Award
Well, it must have been a hard choice, but the ABC reports that the winner of the stupidest statement of the year (Foot In Mouth) award goes to… Donald Rumsfeld. Closely followed by Arnie’s view of gay marriage. Check it out:
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Woah! That is really hard on the eyes!
Oh baby, these are some crazy freak-out devices. Almost nausea-inducing. Do not adjust your set.
Trick or Treat? Trick, it seems.
It seems that those crazy Christians from Potters House had something special in store for the kiddies this year…
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"A Call to Arms" – A Compilation Album for the Downtrodden
One day Lou, Matty Milner and myself decided that what the world really needed was a compliation album featuring those songs that could be considered a “call to arms”. The tunes that make people want to get together and start a revolt. The music that stirs the blood and brings crew together into some kind of mass rally. The songs that never say die. So, new from KLM-tel comes the power and the passion of A Call to Arms.
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Drinks for the discerning wino
Oh baby, this stuff sounds like it puts the Famous Fancy/Killer Crunktm to shame.
Thanks again to cruel.com for a classic link.
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