And this, my friends, is Boxing Day in the Wild West.
I have been offering sperm (and other organs) for over a year with very little success, it seemed I couldn’t give it away… but in the last week I have had three separate orders. I’m just glad I kept practicing during the quiet period. Click on “read more…” for a transcript of one of the orders… as you can see I need some testimonials (pronounced teste-moan-ials) for my sperm, if you feel qualified to speak on my man-milk please leave a comment below.
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due to popular demand careful scientist has become 18% bigger.
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yes 18%!
happarently all the cool log-type sites (like this one) have shoutboxes and i’ve always been a fashion victim so’s i went out and got me one… should be functional soon. shoutboxes have been called SMS for websites (good lord, soon i’ll be adding a Sex in the City discussion board).
i’m mainly writing this news to check out the recent news thingy… seems it only lists the last five headlines which is pretty pointless really.