The Kilbot Factory

I arrive in Melbourne in less than a month. Victoria, gird up your loins!

WHAT THE FUCK KILLER YOU HAVEN'T UPDATED ANYTHING SINCE JUNE 2006?

gotta agree with Roly KB. The site will rock.
That's where my agreement with Roly ends. My advice is don't do the deal ;-)

By the way, Mohammad Yousuf - who I mistakenly called Mohammad Who-suf a while ago because he seemed to emerge from nowhere - is none other than Yousuf Youhana!

YY converted to Islam from Christianity a little while ago and changed his name. While a very promising player before the conversion, he has since turned into a superstar.

As for Inzy, he has the anti-Lara effect. Ever since he became captain he has played better. Also, the older, fatter and slower he gets he seems to get better as well. This too is the anti-Lara effect.

Check out the cricket!

Engerland made 9/528 against an under-manned Pakistani attack, then reduced Pakistan to 4/68... and then Mohammad Yousuf decided to come to town and is now 185 not out, with Inzy chipping in with 69 and Kamran Akmal with 58. Now they're 7/409 with Yousuf and the madman Afridi at the crease - they could make 600... in an hour.

Kamran Akmal is turning into the genuine article, his glovework is neat, sharp and tidy - and he now averages 32 in tests.

Nattrass!! I have tried emailing you but the address I had was defunct. Hope you're cooking with gas.

Best move you've ever made Killer. Will definitely look and feel much better once completed. Now howsabout that contra deal on the sydney website killer? Still a possibility?

The makeover is not complete, but I have opted to release it early so you can use the shoutbot. I will add stuff and clean up the design over the next week.

Brett and KL, I will get back to you once things are sorted here.

Thanks for your patience everybody.

While you are in there, am I getting a makeover too? I quite like my site but I think I need an RSS feed in order to get fully into the mp3 blogging world. I can pay you some money if you think you have time. Talk to me when you get a chance.

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Yep, the theme will change very soon.. shoutbot, quotebot and all your old friends will be back, plus some new features (and perhaps even some new posts).

Now, everyone go watch the Football.

No shoutbot! No quotebot! NO COOKING HANK!

Will change soon, yes?

I was kind of thinking that too KL, but as a non-blogger myself I defer to the inclinations of my more tech-savvy friend. But I miss Careful Scientist already... And the quotebot. And the shoutbot. And the...

Now you just look like every other blogger. What's next, a site on MySpace?

Hey Killer,

Any chance of you creating a separate section to host tracks by your more musically-inclined friends? Aside from me, there's Fancy and Stricker...

To celebrate the launch of the new Kilbot Factory website, I present for your aural deliciousness a cover of Prince's "Purple Rain". Smile bitches, it's a celebration.

Get it while it's hot – the FFGP domain that hosts it is soon to be defunct since noone is prepared to pay the $60 US to keep it up.

Check this out.