24 Dec 2005

Sicily.

Posted by Geeves | Filed under: News

I am in Vigliatore. It’s a tiny and relatively new (100 years old) Sicilian town in the north west corner of the island, by the sea. The place is basically a suburb with a few farms in it, but not far from here are some hot spots.

Tindari - stuck up a near by mountain - used to be Tyndaris, a Greek settlement about 3000-3500 years ago. The theatre is still there from those days which in the Summer still gets used by locals for staging plays. The Roman temple around the corner, gymnasium and houses are still in relatively good shape. The town itself is tiny, and is also host to a 400 year old church which houses a 900 year old Madonna and baby Jeebus from the Eastern Roman Empire which washed up on the beach below.

Barcellona (our Barcellona) and Milazzo are both crackers of towns. Milazzo is famous because Garibaldi landed on its beach in 1860 with a thousand troops with the intention of kicking arse and chewing gum. As it turned out he was all out of gum and as a result Italy was a united country by the end of 1861.

Siracusa used to be Archimedes’ home town. Zareen and I spent two nights there checking out the sites. Archimedes helped keep the joint and independent Greek city state for a while, but eventually the Romans swept through it like a storm, killing and maiming. Fortunately most of the resulting mess was mopped up and it is now a picturesque holiday destination.
We checked out the temples of Apollo and Athena, as well as bits of Greek wall and a Roman arsenal. On the first night a big 16th century silver statue of Santa Lucia was paraded through the streets in a procession similar to that in The Godfather II when Vito kills Fanucci, completely with brass marching band, but with more impressive fireworks at three different stops. The statue is solid silver and is complete with a dagger through the unfortunate young lady’s neck. I saw some folks rub their kid on it for good luck - we’re so much more advanced than Pagans! Since it’s solid silver it took 6 hours for the procession to make it from St Lucia’s place to the temple of Athena, which has recently been turned into a Catholic church. (this is even worse than what they did to the big old Commonwealth Bank in Perth!)

Plenty of good grub is being consumed, especially at my zio and zia’s place. My cousins are an energetic bunch and say hilarious stuff like
“It’s hot in Australia, when I visit I will come nude, without underpants.” Frikkin Torres. Little Maddalena, aged 5, put on a headband with a fork stuck in it and announced she was an Indian, with the intention of making Zareen feel at home. While we are on the subject of Ms Kuriyan feeling at home here, four different people have believed her to be Sicilian. I guess Dennis Hopper was right.

K-Bot, tell me how to post photos.

Selah!

GT


7 Dec 2005

ESPANA

Posted by Geeves | Filed under: News

I�m in Barcelona.

Top tip - stay the hell away from Mickey�s Tapas Bar on La Rambla. The paella is crap and they charge 21 Euro for a pitcher of sangria, which in the case of Mickey�s is some red goon and fanta with a few bits of orange.

(One highlight of La Rambla was Zareen�s dancing upstaging the Michael Jackson impersonator who, coincidentally, was a Spaniard considerably darker than MJ himself and stubbornly refused to molest the nearby kids.)

Instead, go to Marcelino�s on Muntaner street. The grub is good and cheap and glasses of wine go at 90 euro cents (about $1.60), as do coffees. The rabbit with garlic sauce is a Catalan favourite, apparently.

Paris isn�t as plagued with dog turd as rumoured, and it a swell town. Hanging with my ex-housemate Joey was rockin, and we saw some terrific jazz. The picasso museum is hot stuff, as is the museum di carnival, which has a lot of revolutionary and napoleonic era art and artifacts. French people are exceedingly friendly by the way. And you can smoke in hospitals.

Tokyo is crazy. Interestingly you can occassionally detect traces of a proud and noble culture under all the Hello Kitty, neon and school girl mania. It was obviously this proud and noble culture that inspired me to get rotten drunk at Gaspanic - a 10 square metre underground hip hop club populated with African American ex-pats and local girls in tasteful costumes.

I will write a full report later.

Props to Pakistan for flogging England by an innings and 100 runs even without �that man�Afridi.

Highlight - double century to no namer Mohammed Yousef (WHO?-sef).