This Man is a Genius

Anglican Dean John Shepherd should be made Lord of Perth. I always knew that Anglicans were cooler than Catholics.

Check out the article from todays West:
Enliven city with pubs: top priest

One of WA’s most senior Anglican clergymen has contradicted conventional Christian philosophies to call for looser liquor licensing laws and deregulated retail trading hours as ways of enlivening Perth.

Perth Anglican Dean John Shepherd said yesterday Perth also needed more inner-city living to help create the “atmosphere and ambience” associated with more energetic cities such as Sydney and Melbourne.

“It’s all about the quality of people’s leisure time and we’ve somehow got it in our minds that if we make liquor less available we’ll improve our lifestyle,” the Very Rev. Dr Shepherd said. “But that assumes that people are going to misuse liquor. People are grown up, you can’t treat them as though they are juveniles.”

Asked if he believed his views were controversial given he was a religious leader, Dr Shepherd said they were just common sense.

“People use family values as the argument (against longer retail trading hours), somehow they got the idea that the family would be better catered for if the shops were shut,” he said. “I don’t see the logic of that at all, I would think that for many families they would get a buzz out of coming into the city after work.”

Dr Shepherd said he had long supported changes to the State’s liquor laws, particularly those that force patrons at some restaurants to buy a meal in order to be served alcohol.

“The current restrictions in liquor licensing laws and in shopping trading hours and the lack of buzz and atmosphere that comes with having more restaurants and arcades – it all adds up to an atmosphere and an ambience that people think is just not happening here,” he said.

Dr Shepherd said young professionals were increasingly looking for jobs in more energetic cities, where there was a better atmosphere and a plethora of restaurants and theatres open late into the night.

Perth suffered because there was a mass exodus from the city once the working day ended, partly due to a lack of attractions.

“At 5 o’clock everybody gets on a bus or a train or a car and drives out to the suburbs, where there’s probably more life in the Karrinyup shopping centre,” he said. “I think it’s disgraceful that there’s only one late night shopping night – the shops need to be open more.”

Dr Shepherd will take part in the Vision 2021 Forum at the Parmelia Hilton next month, where prominent WA residents will debate how the city can rid itself of the “dullsville” tag pinned on it by some critics.

Tourism Minister Mark McGowan and Australian Hotels Association executive director Bradley Woods were not available to comment on Dr Shepherd’s views.

Perth Deputy Lord Mayor Michael Sutherland said it was interesting that a religious leader wanted to relax liquor laws. He agreed with Dr Shepherd, saying WA’s liquor licensing laws were ludicrous.

  • d54
    Is there any links 4 sum more Chopper vids from RonnieJ half hr. Apart from his website and the weather skit from orsm.net or does any1 hav any themselves?
  • Ronnielover
    Hey..... I am pissed that Ronnie Johns half an hour is no longer on...... what happened?
  • Barney
    Damn. I was wondering if that got through. Nice try, mind. Keep up the good work GT.
  • Giovanni
    Hmm. I agree on Vaas in the one day side. Well observed.

    Inzy? Prior to scoring a total of one in the test (1 in the first innings), he averaged 65 in his last seven matches...

    Yes, Danny V is hot. Gayle and Flemming were in my considerations, in fact, I have since advocated Flemming for the job as One Day captain - an edited version of the following article recently appeared in my beloved Herald.

    "THE generally terrible batting displays provided by the World XI in the recent one day series and test match do not constitute an argument against the concept. The concept of the World XI playing the world championship team is sound, but was executed with a degree of incompetence and bad luck.

    The world’s best against the world’s best team should provide a wonderful spectacle with a touch of good fortune and if properly managed.

    The absence of history’s second greatest batsman, Sachin Tendulkar, was never going to help. Michael Vaughan or VVS Laxman, who has an amazing record against Australia, would have been handy.
    Murali copped two stinkers from the third ump in the test, including Daryl Hair letting Hayden off the hook for not offering a shot to a ball that had no chance of missing the stumps.
    The management decisions to bat Shahid Afridi at number eight and to drop him from the one day side for the second game were inexplicable.
    Since 1996 the Pakistani leg spinner has held the world record for the fastest century, coming from an incredible 37 balls against Sri Lanka. He recently hit a ton off 45 deliveries. On his tour of Australia last summer, he smashed sixes everywhere and led his team to a barnstorming victory over Australia at the WACA, but was scarcely given a chance for the World.

    The selectors must have been smoking crack when they dropped keeper Kumar Sangakkara, who scored well in the one-dayers, for Mark Boucher. Apart from his good form in the limited overs games, Sangakkara keeps to key World bowler Muttiah Muralitharan regularly and boasts a test average of 48. Boucher, who rarely keeps to quality spin, if any, was picked ahead of Sangakkara in a team featuring Murali and Daniel Vettori. Boucher averages 30 in tests and scored a total of 17 runs in his two knocks in the Super Test.

    Shoaib Akhtar, menacing as he is when on-song, was clearly underdone, having missed plenty of cricket recently. Could Ntini or Harmison taken his place? All-rounder Abdul Razzaq? Brian Lara, great artist with the bat he may be, was equally rusty and could do with some time on an exercise bike by the looks of it.
    Shaun Pollock was rubbish with bat, ball and as a captain. Wily Kiwi Stephen Flemming should have led the one-day team.

    However, any suggestion that the World players weren’t that interested should be put paid by the bowling heroics in the first one-dayer and in the test.

    The World side needs a little more time in the host country before the real deal starts. One game against the Vics doesn’t constitute proper preparation. Forget about the players taking it seriously for a second - next time it should be taken seriously by the ICC.

    A match against a PM’s XI, game or two against a state side and a match with Australia-A would have served the players and public better. Inzamam-ul-Haq, who has been devastating for Pakistan with the bat in recent times, batted like he had just been rolled out of the plane. It’s no wonder under the circumstances.

    This could have been a brilliant showcase for the world’s greatest sport. To ditch the vision because of a few stuff-ups would be short-sighted and unfortunate."

    They cut out the line about crack-smoking selectors.
  • KizzL
    Yo, homies, that be me cutting up some fat beats. But me thinks I am doing it a tad quickly, yeah?

    It also isn't very clear that I have a length of christmas tinsel wrapped around my scone.
  • b. perm
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  • B-Diddy DubSac
    "..i got my rolex on my arm and im pouring Chandon, and i smoke the best weed coz i gotit goin on..."
  • b. perm
    Oooh there's plenty of these...

    [img]http://www.kilbot.net/news/uploads/jerry_KL_anim.gif[/img]
  • Lu
    Mmmm, Jeeves...Daniel Vettori!!!!
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    QUESTIONS FOR CHOPPER? (see 4 posts above!!) - list below...

    TAKE THIS PERMIE!

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  • b. perm
    Cool, more fn hypothetical cricket team talk from the WA contigent

    [img]http://www.chax.net/glcombo%202.gif[/img]
  • KizzL
    Gotta love Gayle. The only man capable of batting, bowling and fielding with his hands in his pockets. Genius.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    Overlooking my request for Chop Chop questions, I shall address the current issue at hand as such:

    Geeves - lay off the Pakis!

    I'm so glad Inzy campaigned/ bitched long and hard about not being included in the original World XI, coz boy, did he show them! With a stunning average/ aggregate of ZERO, it must've been his immaculate fielding which retrieved his respect...

    [url=http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,16961130-23212,00.html]OR NOT!![/url] (Short: Inzy/ Sehwag = ungrateful miscreants!)

    Afridi didn't produce AT ALL! and everyone in the know was stunned that Chaminda Vaas wasn't in the 1-day side at least (Razzaq? c'mon!)

    I woulda just had the English bowling frontline, Vaughan/ Fleming as co-captains, and 4 good Indian bats + Gayle = wining TEAM!
  • Giovanni
    And now, for no real reason -

    My rest of the World one day XI-

    Kumar Sangakkara
    Virender Sehwag
    Sachin Tendulkar
    Rahul Dravid
    VVS Laxman
    Andrew Flintoff
    Chris Cairns
    Shahid Afridi
    Abdul Razzaq
    Steven Harmison
    Muttiah Muralitharan

    Batting down to ten. Two off spinners and a leggy. Four quicks.

    Test XI -

    Virender Sehwag
    Sachin Tendulkar
    Rahul Dravid
    Inzamam-UI-Haq
    VVS Laxman
    Kumar Sangakkara
    Andrew Flintoff
    Daniel Vettori
    Makaya Ntini
    Steven Harmison
    Muttiah Muralitharan

    Tail a little longer, but with Freddy, Ntini, Murali, Danny V and Harmison bowling - it wouldn't matter.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    Now Kbot - given there is an increasingly strong possibility that I will be INTERVIEWING Mark "Chopper" Read for a CTV "Gallery Watch" program THIS Friday (re: his artistic endeavours) - I will obviously be dropping the "Ronnie Johns" question - but are there any other suicidal-queries yourself, Justin or any random out there would like me to postulate to Uncle ChopChop?
  • fancy dave
    Yeah, I bet the judges were really impressed with a comparison between the lives of the "Queen of Hearts" with all her grace and good deeds and 2Pac, the overrated drug-dealing mysogyne. She clearly understands the role-model/diplomat side of royalty completely.
  • KizzL
    Just like 2Pac.

    Fuck, it doesn't get much better than that.

    As for the Postcards WA call, she may as well have said "the ads in between overs when the cricket is on."
  • djk
    There's plenty of gold from Zena M: 'Describe your perfect date?
    A candlelit dinner at a restaurant followed by either a walk on the beach, dancing or bowling. '

    I'm sure there's some line about 3 fingers at the end of an evening.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    not as bad as blatantly lying about enjoying Postcards WA aka That Show In Between The Midday Footy Match And The 5:30 Match But Isn't That Stupid F'n Fishing or Even Worse Golf Show With That Cocky Pro Prick! (working title)

    Howsabout how the 20 y o Zena's fave movies are "Dark Crystal" and "Princess Bride" - what, no-one's made a good kiddies sci-fi since 1982????

    But this show DID give us the most awesome reality tv quote in the history of shite tv, and that includes every WifeSawp US & UK:

    Zena M: ? [just been asked for her opinion on Princess Di]....[i]she was really beautiful *sob* sorry, I just can't contin- *covers face with hands, starts to enter full breakdown mode*[/i]...(ED NOTE: THE BITCH DIED 8 YEARS AGO!!!)...[after composing herself, somewhat] [i]She was an angel *sob, wipes tears* she was sooo beautiful, and she was take too soon *sniffle* I just couldn't believe it when I heard that she'd died, she was taken too soon, and I couldn't believe it could happen? Why did she have to go so soon...it was a tradgedy...[b]JUST LIKE 2PAC[/b][/i]!!!"
  • djk
    ...and Zena Alliu lists M&R as one of her favourite TV shows.
  • djk
    Bugger - someone mentioned Australian Princess...

    I like that Carryn Jack is the manager of a cosmetic surgery, and her favourite movie is Scarface.

    WTF is a 'holistic jewelry designer'?
  • The Real DJK(L)
    Watched Ronnie Johns in it's entirety and it was top shelf laff-a-bits gold.

    I really dug "it's not pastas it's potatoes", the dingo was brilliant (ah.. yeah, still eating), and the dude that didn't have worms made me cack myself.

    And surely it is the best title for a TV show ever?

    The Ronnie John Goodtimes Jamboree Half Hour Now on Television. I think I got that right.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    I actually like how they did those subtle hold-over gags which run thru-out the program (see, Chapelle Show, Robot Dancer!)

    eg - the de-venoming of Zemanak, which wasn't hilarious, but then they used it later in a hospital scene when requesting the anti-venom (plus they had Jesus on a drip in the background!)

    Little things show that SOMEONE is paying attention, and have respect for their craft...

    M&R had WAAAAAYY too much hype/ expectations put on them (as opposed to Ronnie, which will prolly succeed!)

    I'm sure all the complaints came from Optus users...or Jason Donovan...
  • killer
    Yeah, I thought Ronnie Johns had some good bits... the Dingo bit was great ("That's my house... it's a rock") and Chopper ("Meow-fuckin-meow").

    Justin said they got 60 complaints in Sydney alone, all for "Jesus with a mobile phone" sketch.
  • fancy dave
    B Team = shit, lazy, egotistic, rarely raising a snigger.

    Ronnie = au!!! Vulgar, sexual, druggy, occasionally overdone, let's hope they didn't save all the good stuff for the first ep, but A fucking U, + fucking +!!!
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    Geez, just retire already and let DJK take his rightful place!
  • KizzL
    Ah yeah, sorry b.perm, I just assumed that it was BDW as I get used to him responding to anything I said.

    I didn't even read your name. I am a goose.
  • b. perm
    What 1st rant?
  • KizzL
    I mean "I am disappointed by the B-Team and all they stand for and therefore I wish they would get a kick up the arse and be more funny". Officially was probably the wrong word to use in that context

    However, I still like Merrick and Rosso. I just don't think that sketch comedy is their strong point.

    You liked the B-Team? Your first rant didn't seem to indicate that.
  • b. perm
    I liked the B team! But the comedic value of giant spliffs cannot be overstated, so I concur that the Ronnie Johns 1/2 hour had it. What do you mean by M&R is officially gone KL? Literally officially or "literally" "officially"?
  • KizzL
    Yep, M and R are officially GORN.

    Mts D said "it's better than last week" but that is only because

    a) our hopes of a good show were dashed last week
    b) your expectations were lowered
    c) you WANT it to be good

    We taped The Ronnie Johns Half Hour as we were watching At the Movies, but we turned over to see Chopper reading the dog story. We actually laughed out loud (more than once) which meant that M and R's piece of shit was put into perspective = eg. NOT FUNNY.

    So good on Ronnie Johns for having a go. I shall watch the whole thing tonight without ads. Hopefully it will outrate M and R's LAZY CRAP FEST.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    Click [url=http://www.australianprincess.com.au/princesses/ap_princesses_kirusha.asp]here[/url]for the bird in question - minority shelf-life on reality tv is usually 2-3 weeks...ie eliminated last nite!

    re: Merrick & Rosso - the 2-episode leeway testing grace period has come to pass, and if I was the Kerry Packer of Ch.10, this show would be competing with *sigh* Hotdogs Piece Of Shit Show

    Sometimes, you don't really need an introduction to a sketch involving a dodgy doctor talking about breast surgery, when the gratuituously-topless patient says "but Doctor I came for a nose job"....UN-LOL! Did they hire a Super Writing Team of rejected SkitHouse/ Comedy Inc jokers?

    You can tell they are having fun making it - but it has come to pass that wearing a turqiose top (=80s) does not by itself simply produce comedy gold! The only moment I smirked was the last DJ PANFA...could be the last time I see him...

    What made it worse - the unheralded new comedy show immediately following was infinetly better! Pretty hit and miss again, but at least they took some risks and put themselves out there - sketch shows *have* to be a bit quirky/ off-tangent these days (see: Britain, Little), and it was refreshing to see some potential new talent (including The Australian Jack Black Show). Kudos to Ronnie...

    Was your mate Justin on the actual show KBot? ...and just when you think its safe to leave my birthday to me and Paul Hasleby *exclusively* along comes this punk, Heazlewood - you tell him I got 4 years priority rights!
  • KizzL
    Yeah I hear ya about waiting more than one episode, but what's with the whole introducing a 10 second segment thingy?

    That was just fucked up. If you are doing a bunch of skits (which were really just lame characters with catch phrases - the laziest type of comedy) just do them one after the other.

    I was really disappointed, I did expect more from a team such as Merrick and Rosso. Unplanned was pretty funny.

    I will check out the RJHH for sure.

    Oh, and who do you know on Australian Princess, BDW? Do tell!
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    !!LOL-LLERCAUST!!
  • Barney
    On that very point Rols, at the launch of the Northbridge Festival last Friday your very own father announced to a room full of people with an entirely straight face that he looked forward to the time in the near future when Perth would in fact be known as 'coolsville'. He made a great speech, don't get me wrong, but is that the first time he's busted out the word cool in any context other than the breeze coming off the river in spring?

    And wouldn't it be great in the next few years to see The Worst run a massive front page headline reading 'coolsville' with your dad underneath sporting a faux-hawk and designer sunnies? OK, maybe not to YOU, but it would be good value for any mayor to get stuck into the hair gel for the cause...
  • killer
    oh yeah.. channel 10 bitches!
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    Meh, makes ya think that basically the format for "Unplanned" is the best vehicle for M&R comedy, as their best stuff seems to be off the cuff - just goes to show how hard sketch comedy is (as opposed to, say, Comedy Inc which makes you realise that unfunny people make bad sketches appear criminal)

    However, given we're not Bigshot Network Executives, I say we have to have more than one episode by which to judge it - and given their long-term contribution to the comedy community, plus the fact that Australia is clamouring for a GOOD AUSSIE comedy show, and the state of play being that I watched "Australian Princess" the other day (and FINALLY *know* someone on a reality tv show!!) so my standards are pretty low - yeah, I'll be watching again...then again, you think Black Books is "funny"!

    Speaking of less than useful instructional information - i can't be stuffed clicking on that website that may contain the information I seek, so instead I'll just bitch about "10:05pm WHERE MU'FUKKA?"
  • killer
    Speaking of comedy.. Justin Heazlewood a.k.a. The Bedroom Philosopher a.k.a. My Flatmate is writing for a new sketch comedy show called The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, the first show is on this Wednesday 10:05pm.
  • KL
    Respect to djk!

    BDW, do you think that "The B-Team" was possibly the WORST attempt at sketch comedy EVER?

    I mean it made Comedy Inc look like Python.

    DJ Panfa was the only mildly amusing thing in it. But only the once.

    What a disaster.
  • roly
    Indeedy, this Dean is on the money. Its difficult to deny Perth is Dullsville and a significant contributor to this tag is its pathetic drinking laws and shopping restrictions.
  • DJ PANFA
    Ooooh burnt KzzL - dare I say it, but that was quite the In Your Face/ You Got Served!

    IM SELLIN DRUGZ, DJ PANFA *BANG*!

    (PS never seen KL in shorts... does he have, like, legs?)
  • djk
    Diamond Jim King here - have been going by that moniker since it was de rigeur for DJ's to shoot the shit between tracks and KL was aspiring to wear short pants.
  • killer
    KL, if you go to WA Business News from September 1st and look for an article entitled [b]Liquor act needs right mix[/b] then I believe you will find the identity of djk.

    (I'm not trying to be a smart arse, Mel showed me this article on the net a few weeks back but now it is off the net and the photo of djk is lost).
  • KL
    Nah I was wondering that too.

    I am DJKL or KL or KizzL or Kal-el or K to the L but not djk.

    Reveal yourself, imposter!
  • Giovanni
    Of course, if the dereg hours mean the big bizzinesses can stomp the smaller bizzinesses and then corner the supply side of the jobs market, they'll be in a stronger position to exploit workers via collusional monopolies, given the lack of independent sources of employment for shoppies.

    However, some degree of regulatin' should put paid to that.

    Also, I did a coupla pieces on trading hours and liquor laws for the Perth Voice coming out this Friday. I don't know if they'll get a run but if you're in Voice land look out for 'em.
  • fancy dave
    This "djk" shit is confusatory. Is you KL, or ain't you?
  • djk
    Hey Killer

    Yep - that's the one. I didn't really contribute much to the submission as I was in Melbourne conducting supporting field research at the time.
  • Giovanni
    Perth's deputy lord mayor Michael Sutherland is cool. I've dealt with him a few times writing for The Perth Voice. I don't necessarily agree with him all the time, but he's got style.

    As for the preacher - he's right on the money.

    You know what - in my experience the worst bunch who oppose deregulated hours are socialists. Some socialists don't, but those who do are a pain in the arse. The same people who say "there's too much underemployment" say "increased hours will lead to greater exploitation". Really? What a croc of shit. If I'm being paid $14 an hour for 18 hours a week, I think going up to 30 hours a week wouldn't make me any more exploited, just less fucking poor. Or - god forbid, someone else is hired to pick up the slack - which means less unemployment.

    Does this mean I support capitalism? Fuck no. It just means I think there should be more jobs, more hours of paid work available to people and better services for people.

    Am I ranting?

    Back to the preacher - props to him.
  • fancy dave
    We really NEED dudes like him to stem the tide of fundamentalism before we all become Alabamians.
  • theHirsch
    hey, us jews have never had a problem with the booze. but back on topic, shepherd is awesome and really down-to-earth. i've been to a few of his lectures. he's a great public speaker.
  • O'Milner
    "I always knew that Anglicans were cooler than Catholics"

    Jeez, come over here and say that, dude.
  • killer
    djk, was the submission with Anne Goodall? Mel said that Anne was involved in something like that.
  • djk
    I'm involved with a group that put a submission in to the liquor licensing review recommending pretty much what this guy is. Seemed to me that it works well in Melbourne.

    Christians aren't all wowsers. While Doc Shepherd's views may not be mainstream Anglican, I don't know a Catholic that's not fond of a tipple, and Jesus was known to turn water into wine, fer Hissake!
  • KizzL
    Forgot to include the picture:

    [img]http://www.kilbot.net/news/uploads/100-gen03shepherd.jpg[/img]

    This shit was on the FRONT PAGE people!
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