Latham

Latham’s lamentations bring one question to mind; qui bono?

Timed to perfection, his poisonous, bitter diaries have knocked the massively unpopular sale of Telstra – actual news – off the front page. It will also continue to serve as a stick with which the Liberals may beat their opponents. So Biff sells his book, Howard’s off the hook and Labor, and more importantly the Australian people, suffer.

Latham is the worst of all the rats, at least Billy Hughes believed in conscription and Joe Lyons got the prime ministership. Biff just gets a few dollars in royalties, and believe me Biff it will only be a few.

If the country desperately needs an end the Howard administration, Mr Latham, as you said it did during your brief stint as leader of the opposition – why fling a load of personalised and ultimately irrelevant muck on to the only alternative government?

Honestly – Kevin Rudd gets some stick because he cried the day after his mother died? Beazley has no integrity – so Latham put him on his front bench? The diaries are a demonstration of the politics of a desperately sore loser.

Biff never could handle the fact that his belief in his own hype proved to be misplaced, and now lashes out like an angry child at the people who he thinks stole his favourite toy.

It makes you wonder if he ever believed in anything other than Mark Latham.

Or at least, that’s what I wrote to The West and the oz. I know Latham never believed in shit – there’s no wondering about it. And yeah, Beazley is a fucker, but what’s there to gain now? Revenge? What a cunt-throat.

  • KizzL
    Fancy, thought you might like this. It's from the KLF's "The Manual: How to Have a Number One the Easy Way":

    "When song writers were craftsmen that sat in front of their pianos, heads filled with melodies and hands searching for chords and long before multi-tracked recording studios became a vital aid in modern song construction, they would call this part of the song the "middle eight" (it had eight bars). They would entertain themselves by introducing a different chord structure at this point with a refreshing new melody. This technique still has its charms but you can leave it to the people who take a pride in writing songs for the sake of their craft. Even Elton John doesn't bother with them these days. It's the sort of thing that Green from Scritti has a go at."

    It is a brilliant read. Email me if you want me to send you a copy.
  • fancy dave
    Well, they're a good band, too. So there.
  • fancy dave
    Scritti Politti = political writing. Is that right, Geeves?

    You lovable old wog you.
  • KL
    Is this message understood?
  • The Reflex
    I think you should all forget about Latham, Telstra, VSU etc and focus solely on The Politics of Dancing.
    Yes that's right - The Politics of Oooh Feeling Good.
  • KL
    Ms Fits has nailed it:

    [url=http://reasonsyouwillhateme.blogspot.com/]The Secret Diary of Mark Latham, aged 13 3/4*.
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  • KL
    Ah yeah. That email is:

    senator.joyce@aph.gov.au
  • KL
    Geeves,

    Nice action on the letter writing mate.

    Speaking of such things, we all know Barnaby proved himself to be a bit spineless over Telstra, but his heart was in the right place.

    However the man is against the Liberals VSU legislation, and that has to be a good thing (for WA footy).

    So if you want him to follow through on his promise to "ring up Brendan Nelson and tell him to stick VSU up his jumper", then why not send him an email?

    senator.joyce@aph.gov.au[email=mailto:senator.joyce@aph.gov.au]senator.joyce@aph.gov.au[/email]

    I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
  • Giovanni
    I got into The Oz - the first letter on the letter pages with my "stick to beat Labor" line run as the headline on top of the section.

    Top o' the world ma!

    Well fuck him, he's a cunt. People might get some real changes in 2010 when the ALP next have a chance of taking office. It's funny, the last two newspolls before this shitstorm had the "dead in the water" Labor Party at 51% - and that's despite an allegedly dud leader, no positive press and seemingly without any policies.

    Who should lead the ALP? Kate Ellis, member for Adelaide. She's intense, she's intellectual and she's clearly the most talented member of parliament.

    http://www.aph.gov.au/house/members/member.asp?...
  • ms lee
    I think he'll get more than a few dollars, Geeves. People love to pay to watch a train wreck. Witness: The Australian is publishing the diaries in serial form, having negotiated a price of around $80,000.
    And let's face it, the Labor Party was already looking pretty dead in the water. Maybe now that Mr Bovver Boots has "disembowelled" it, they will finally be forced to make some real changes.
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