I'm sure the Melbournites would have already read the Herald Scum from cover to cover, but I post this for the benefit of our interstate/national readers. What a nice old lady right? 
Wrong! Read on…
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She's all right! She's all right! She's all right with me! 
killer says:
No point being bitter, Badger… you'll find love one day.
Barney says:
Yeah, she wasn't your type anyway Badg… Too clingy.
Giovanni says:
"Simon is gifted with the organ."
Leave it out Edna.
theHirsch says:
"Their artistic temperaments mean the age gap doesn't matter, they insist."
There's a Michael Jackson joke in there somewhere…
badger says:
That old lady is so horny she's caressing his deaf penis IN THE PHOTO.
fancy dave says:
"I'd never had a proper relationship before I met Edna"
No kidding, Simon.
"My friends only ever seem to introduce me to dentists"
B-Diddy Dubsac says:
Hey that's uncalled for Badge - how can we *ever* know if the penis, itself, is deaf *shhhhh, you might wake up The Organ Grinder!!*
Ahh, the quotes!
"..and don't care about the AGE GAP" - please, I'm sure Edna has way more class than that, and I hear she still refers to it as The Meat Hole…
"Edna, a retired engineer.." - methinks she'll need to resume her former career just to work out the logistics of Organ Grinding in a Time-Tested Meat Hole…
"When he proposed he wouldn't take no for an answer…" - HE COULDN'T HEAR YOU ANYWAYS LUV! I bet she prolly mumbled under her breath "YES! *cough* all your base belong to us *cough* what? nothing!"
"…it was incredibly romantic" - yeah, cept for the bit wher she busted her hip bending down to kiss The OG, and he was like "WHAT? WHAT? YOU DO? WHAT? SAY YES BITCH? WHAT?"
"…we have had total strangers say that its wonderful" - the term 'total strangers' does in no way exclude the following categories of freaks: pedophiles, beasty boys, ageophiles, coprophiles, organophiles, etc.
"…come to terms with the fact they will never have children…" - like we need another haggard mute with parent issues!
"…or grandchildren.." - yeah, that'd be a bit tricky without the former. christ, imagine the Son Of Haggard Mute!
"Simon is gifted with the organ" - 'allo 'allo wot ave we 'ere?
"…we don't *think* he can hear…" - yeah, always best to just rely on assumptions. Man, The Organ Grinder is a true OG! He's been playin' y'all suckers with the 'deaf angle' to get a freak-gig, now he's gettin his mack on with the death-challenged ho's…tru playa!
(i hear she's just his rebound from Jordan anyways)
Cheers for that Badge@Brains.org!
Giovanni says:
Also, for a 70 year old - she looks fucking terrible.
I've seen much hotter 70-year-olds. When Lenin was seventy he didn't look a day over 53.
killer says:
I can't believe the vitriol we have spewed on this couple… have we really become so jaded? I suggest everyone buy some ecstasy this weekend and bring back the love.
theHirsch says:
some of us are still waiting for dmt season to kick in… maybe over the xmas period when you suckers make your trek back to perth?
B-Diddy DubSac says:
Sorry Killa - some of us feel a moral obligation to stop pedophilia in its many shapes and forms…that, and Freak-Love!
must be the Meth in the air…
KizzL says:
I also think that "coming through the stage door…" might be a euphemism for something.
B-Diddy DubSac says:
BREAKING NEWS: WE WERE RIGHT!!!
I mean, if The Sun says it to be so…IT IS SO…
The Organ Grinder is a goddam[url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005340508,00.html]tranny-freak![/url]
If not for our vigilance on pedophilic, cross-dressing, mute, clown-freaks this monstrosity would never have been outsted! yeah!
Good work Badger, and good work Team Smear!