The Kilbot Factory

Yo Hirsch... Who the fuck are you?

Not quite, there were a number of non-Torres in the film. There was a Bell, a McKenna, a Howlett, an Araujo, a pair of Whissons and a pair of Rippers.

For a 33 second moofie that's a large number of people I am not related to...

And besides, she's a tourist anyway.

I liked your film Geeves. It was like, "a day in the life of the Torre family". Mads and I agreed that it was appropriate that neither of us were in the film, since you clearly had a heterosexist subplot going... Heheh...

There was only one suicide.

Two people were murdered and that last guy drank himself to death, I think.

That green flanno was mine.

I agree with Hirsch. It was pretty good on the whole but a couple of the films were a bit odd in parts. I reckon the sepia-toned one and Neil's were the best, because they were both engaging and consistent. Like Hirsch, I thought the bathtub film was excellent until it suddenly changed tack towards the end.

I must admit I was a bit disturbed when the nude fellow opened the front door. It's not so bad on the film, but when you know there's a primary school across the road...

That's some pretty fancy filmwork there - 2Fast & 2Furious shit, impressive - and I found myself with more questions than before:
a) where did costume source a *green* flannel? and
b) do you kill that guy in the suit at the urinal for looking at you coc-eyed? or was this merely the Prequel to The Pisscake Man?