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Pope Enters Final Stage Of Seven – Year “Near Death” Period

After the Catholic Davros dies he will…

1. Become ‘Robo-pope’

2. Be hailed for bringing down the Soviet Union.

3. Not be criticised for urging AIDS-ravaged Africa to avoid condoms.

4. Not be critised for supporting military dictatorships in South America.

Anything else?

  • KL
    I'm pretty sure he was an avid watcher of [i]Desperate Housewives[/i], so yeah...
  • Lu
    Surely he leant against the washing machine during spin cycle...that's not forbidden is it?? Sat on the spa jets??
    I could go on...
  • KL
    Let's hope there's lots of booty for the Pope, wherever he is. 85 years with no action is a bit sad really.
  • Taco
    6. Have to deal with the fact that heaven is not actually a Christian doctrine but is a later interpolation adapted from Platonic and Aristotelian concepts... or not in case there's absolutely nothing which seems quite likely really.
  • KL
    5. See Terry Schiavo in heaven, and she will say "see, this dying caper isn't so bad, is it, dude? It's actually quite a relief if your health is totally fucked up."
  • Lu
    The Sunday Age published a chronology of the Pope's health issues, it went something like this:

    1981 - Pope develops mystery middle-ear infection

    1985 - Pope has sinister sore throat prodded

    1991 - Pope needs a filling replaced
  • Blazing Billy Zabka N.A.M.
    I told him he had 10 seconds to comply...

    Lostaluv

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