2 Apr 2005

Pope Enters Final Stage Of Seven-Year 'Near Death' Period

Posted by KL | Filed under: News

After the Catholic Davros dies he will…

1. Become 'Robo-pope'

2. Be hailed for bringing down the Soviet Union.

3. Not be criticised for urging AIDS-ravaged Africa to avoid condoms.

4. Not be critised for supporting military dictatorships in South America.

Anything else?

 

15 Responses to “Pope Enters Final Stage Of Seven-Year 'Near Death' Period”

  1. Blazing Billy Zabka N.A.M. says:

    I told him he had 10 seconds to comply…

    Lostaluv

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  2. Lu says:

    The Sunday Age published a chronology of the Pope's health issues, it went something like this:

    1981 - Pope develops mystery middle-ear infection

    1985 - Pope has sinister sore throat prodded

    1991 - Pope needs a filling replaced

  3. KL says:

    5. See Terry Schiavo in heaven, and she will say "see, this dying caper isn't so bad, is it, dude? It's actually quite a relief if your health is totally fucked up."

  4. Taco says:

    6. Have to deal with the fact that heaven is not actually a Christian doctrine but is a later interpolation adapted from Platonic and Aristotelian concepts… or not in case there's absolutely nothing which seems quite likely really.

  5. KL says:

    Let's hope there's lots of booty for the Pope, wherever he is. 85 years with no action is a bit sad really.

  6. Lu says:

    Surely he leant against the washing machine during spin cycle…that's not forbidden is it?? Sat on the spa jets??
    I could go on…

  7. KL says:

    I'm pretty sure he was an avid watcher of [i]Desperate Housewives[/i], so yeah…

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