The Kilbot Factory

Uh oh - guess who's opened the mudgates!!!

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WAKKKA WAKKKA!!!!

Uh Oh Spaghetti O'ssss

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In yo FACE B-VUGHHHHHH!!!

I've found something we can watch with run_dmt

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That really does $uxor KL.

I am unfortunately already booked up Saturday night, playing a friend's sister's 30th birthday party.

That sux.

Hold on, I'll translate that for BDW:

I @M unPHoR+uN4TelY 4Lr3@dy B0oK3D UP $4tUrDAy n19hT, PL4YInG 4 phRienD'5 515TEr'S 30+H BIrThD@y P4r+Y.

TH4t $uxor

No way man. When it comes to subtle ancient history, Cecil B. is the man!

We will make that happen, BD. But unfortunately not this w/e, it seems. Don't mean we can't blow a couple of scoobs and suck down some way fuckin' over-priced beer at the Cap S in honour of Killer making money all week.

Or, alternatively, there are more appealing venues ranging from beachside (always worth getting a last dose of Perth chicks in bikinis before heading East) to Eastside (Anything over in that North Perth/Inglewood area seems to offer some value for money) and everything in between.

My hand is up for anything involving bikini-clad women, which clearly is not the Cap S. It's not, however, my last weekend in town.

So it's over to you K-Bot, with your fancy-ass spa and Bombay Sapphire...

...still looking back thru that thread - man, that shit is eerie- we were just talking about running porn spam thru, i mean, we were just talking about Schnapper on the shoutbot!! :s

"Hey Big Perrrm, bad luck vit da Schnapper Laady"

hehe "DickTuck"...

Just reading that old thread: at least you've always got steady employment back here in SleepyTown - but does that imply that your postal route is completely unattened for the rest of the year? Are your neighbours constantly checking this website to confirm they'll be getting their 52 weeks of papers in one week upon your return? Suckas gots ta know! (also, i was pretty darn funny back then...what happened?)

Also Jeeves, I think you'll find FDB was making reference to that *other* great CdB - Chris DeMuF'N Burgh! altrnatively, i could be wrong, but that is a 98% uncertainty...

*sigh* so much for the RunDMT soiree, but that shit still needs to go down Barnes! Badger's making like mint suace, and is on the lamb down to Busso for w'end, with perm in tow... he needs a good sorting!

Solid vanadium!

FDB - good Cecil call.

Killer, do you have a video of the GFC vs Dockers game from August 2004? Ice, mud, gale winds and 12 goals between two teams in a one-sided rout makes for compelling viewing.

I don't usually go through the junk mail but how could I resist with a subject like "Everything I Need To Know, I've Learned From Iron Maiden".

Re: Tonight, my sister is staying at a hotel with a spa and my brother in-law will spring the bombay sapphire at the drop of a hat, so's I', thinking I might head there. I have been working all week while my parents have been away, throwing papers to the people of Subiaco all night and then listening to their complaints all day... tonight I need a spa and 8 hours sleep.

BUT This is my last weekend in town, I leave on Sunday night at 10pm. Perhaps we could relive the Cap'n Stirling meet and great of 2004. I could even get a video of that Dockers game to replay.. whaddareckon?

crazycrazycrazy GOLDGOLDGOLDGOLD!!!!
I was just listening to I.M. yesterday (7th son of a 7th son) and it fuckin' rocked. Totally forgot about them for our 'bogus overdone melodrama' thread 6 months back. Every song they ever did belonged on that list. EVEN less subtle than C. de B.
Can I Play With Madness???!!! Suggsy won't have you with those lyrics, matey!

"Mr. Bradley would have us believe that the logic of this song is flawed just because of the fact that dinosaurs and humans never actually co-existed, but how many platinum albums has he released? Relatively few, I suspect."

that is g-g-g-g-GeeeOOOLLD! Not just coz the Maiden lyrics are awesomity in themselves, but that he predicts his principal (Mr Bradley) only has a FEW platinum albums...

and I am getting FOXTEL just for this: [img]http://www.spazoutny.com/!!!-iron-mostmetal!.jpg[/img]

(KageyBot - good to see you're also that desparate you go thru your junk mail...wassa plan tonite SUCKA!!!!?)