The Kilbot Factory blog

We have been going craft crazy here at the Kilbot Factory in preparation for the Meredith Music Festival. About a week ago I had the hair-brained notion that we could sell t-shirts to fund the crazy insanity, so I have sunk all my money and a little bit of other people's money into the production of 40 shirts. It occurred to me that a much safer bet would be to invest my money in the drug market; it would have been less work, greater profit and an almost certainty of selling anything I had to offer… anyways, too late to turn back now. We have a flag (left), plenty of shirts to wear, a truck load of cheap wine and one Loafa's-New-Years-style Casino Royale play board.

One thing we are lacking is a car. Fancy and Kirsty had planned to drive but their car has suffered fatal road injuries (Fancy or Kirsty may expand on this later). That leaves us kinda in a pickle. If anyone on the eastcoast has a car we can borrow for the weekend, please give me a call… history will remember your deed kindly through a power-ballad I shall pen, tentatively entitled “The Car That Saved Christmas”.

Last night I passed on my parent’s last offer of a plane ticket home for Christmas. This locks me into another cross-country hitchhike. I will leave Melbourne on the 20th of December, which gives me five days for a flat-out burn through Keith, Kimba and Caiguna to Perth, hopefully rolling up to the family home on Christmas Day (for dramatic effect)… Naturally the journey will be covered here.

Best exchange ever? (apart from gorilla suit banter)
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Rob Corr au (8:30:30 PM): Check it out: hidden scene in Tron.
Rob Corr au (8:30:59 PM): I guess I should've kept watching after the first 15 minutes
Lord Malser (8:31:50 PM): well observed Mr Corr
Lord Malser (8:31:54 PM): hang on…
Rob Corr au (8:32:16 PM): Heh, it was forwarded to me. Why the fuck would I be searching for pictures of Tron?
Lord Malser (8:32:32 PM): I meant on the politeness thing
Lord Malser (8:32:37 PM): very strange
Lord Malser (8:32:40 PM): Tron?
Rob Corr au (8:33:02 PM): Yeah, Tron:
Lord Malser (8:33:15 PM): I saw it the first time
Lord Malser (8:33:26 PM): are you sassin' me?
Rob Corr au (8:33:31 PM): Then why did you ask “Tron?”
Lord Malser (8:33:41 PM): Stop sassin' me
Rob Corr au (8:33:52 PM): Stop saying “sassin'”
Lord Malser (8:34:10 PM): If you want me to stop saying sassin' stop giving me so much damn sass
Rob Corr au (8:34:24 PM): don't make me go upside your head
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I'm Lord Malser, on this occassion…

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