Dec200403

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Start the Crazy Insanity

Last night I passed on my parent’s last offer of a plane ticket home for Christmas. This locks me into another cross-country hitchhike. I will leave Melbourne on the 20th of December, which gives me five days for a flat-out burn through Keith, Kimba and Caiguna to Perth, hopefully rolling up to the family home on Christmas Day (for dramatic effect). Naturally the journey will be covered here.

  • B-Diddy DubSac
    "Robbie Williams - Greatest Hits
    The world may see America as a nation of overweight rednecks, as a dangerous and power-hungry empire, or as a bunch of insane Christian zealots. Sure, all of that might be true to some extent, but at least we never allowed Robbie Williams to make it big over here. And for that, if nothing else, we can be proud to call ourselves Americans."

    ...if nothing else, let's be thankful for small, hidden blessings this Xman...I mean Xmas, but lord knows Xman is like 100x cooler...

    $BDW$
  • curtis t
    :eek:
  • ms lee
    Well I am really glad that I insensitively challenged the hungover Justin with a cheery 'So what did you get fired from?'.

    He didn't even answer my question.
  • killer
    I just showed Justin (who got fired this morning and has been drinking all day) a series of fucked up crappy Japanese flash animation and then topped it off with film-clips of the Fascist Fair Go Party. He is a broken man ready to be rebuilt in our own image.
  • Giovanni
    Some cronies and I (including Rob Corr himself) just endured Team America.

    It's worth seeing if only for the inspiring vomiting scene and the song "America - Fuck Yeah!".

    Baron Kilbot, make sure you eat lots of food while hitching.
  • killler
    That font is called Dot Com (about two thirds the way down). It's the new Eight Track.
  • killer
    Hey Barn (I never get sick of that), I brokered a deal last night whereby the money from said flight will be directed into a new pair of shoes (which I badly need). My parents learnt a long time ago not to give me cash money.
  • Blazin Billy Zabka
    Hmmm, [url=http://www.djkl.com]looks familiar![/url] ... nonetheless, good to see an advertised partay which doesn't require 2,000kms of coverage...

    now, im off to mailbomb Frog with "The Billy Zabka Way - SWEEP THE LEG!" instructional manuals...and you should too!

    Seeya on tha Wessssiidddde KBot (*Hint: u could save on postage, buy three more Freeza's, and just escort those t'z over here...oh yeah, see if we can squeeze off 2 while u have the imprint...I shall pay theee caaaaash!)
  • Barney
    Killer, does that mean your parents are going to give you the cash that would have been spent on the plane ticket so you can spend it on party favours for New Years?
  • Robert
    Love the bowls typeface. Sweet.
  • killer
    This means two things:

    1. There is a room available from the 20th of Dec, 2004, to 18thish of Jan, 2005. Anyone in internet land who has clean fingers can have it... for a small fee.

    2. I will miss Frog's birthday, but you all should go and drink a gin for me.

    <center><img src="http://www.kilbot.net/news/uploads/froginvite.gif" alt="Frog's Party" style="border: 1px solid black;" /></center>
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