Best exchange ever? (apart from gorilla suit banter)
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Rob Corr au (8:30:30 PM): Check it out: hidden scene in Tron.
Rob Corr au (8:30:59 PM): I guess I should've kept watching after the first 15 minutes
Lord Malser (8:31:50 PM): well observed Mr Corr
Lord Malser (8:31:54 PM): hang on…
Rob Corr au (8:32:16 PM): Heh, it was forwarded to me. Why the fuck would I be searching for pictures of Tron?
Lord Malser (8:32:32 PM): I meant on the politeness thing
Lord Malser (8:32:37 PM): very strange
Lord Malser (8:32:40 PM): Tron?
Rob Corr au (8:33:02 PM): Yeah, Tron:
Lord Malser (8:33:15 PM): I saw it the first time
Lord Malser (8:33:26 PM): are you sassin' me?
Rob Corr au (8:33:31 PM): Then why did you ask “Tron?”
Lord Malser (8:33:41 PM): Stop sassin' me
Rob Corr au (8:33:52 PM): Stop saying “sassin'”
Lord Malser (8:34:10 PM): If you want me to stop saying sassin' stop giving me so much damn sass
Rob Corr au (8:34:24 PM): don't make me go upside your head
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I'm Lord Malser, on this occassion…
killer says:
The Gorllia Suit Exchange must be made into a short film.
This snipped exchange might sneak in for Best Banter 2004;
"I would take the other hand with the falafel thing (sic) and I'd put it on your pussy, but you'd have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business."
Robert says:
Reminds me of <a href="http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml">CyberSEX Gone Wrong</a>…
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
Robert says:
Aw, man, that site is gold:
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner…it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Robert says:
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.