Despite maiming and possibly killing a cyclist (we didn't stop to check)on the way back to the City West Licensing Centre, I just passed my driving test on the first attempt. The spirit of Zabka possessed me and I showed NO MERCY to the road and its feeble attempts to hinder me.
This means that after logging 25 hours driving and passing a hazard perception test, I will be mobile.
This, in turn, means that Hirsch and K-Bot won't be doing all the driving when we sweep across the nation like flying monkeys to ruin the lives of Melbourne's Testimonial Fascist Fair Go Party.
Taco says:
Oh fuck
Robert says:
Congrats
Billy Zabka says:
I hope you name-dropped me at the Test, as I've still got quite the pull as a quasi-celebrity as the Original FaceSand-Kicker NO MERCY!
In fact this one time, me Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Gary Busey, Gary Busey Jr, Alex Winter - u know the *other* Wyld Stallion from Bill & Teds - Molly Ringwald, Tiffany, Judd Nelson, Andrew McCarthy and Richard Simmons were out on The Strip, and I was like "Woah", and Alex was like "WOAH!", and Busey was like "What kind of chef is a goddam purple heart?", and I was like "Casey Ryback dude!", and Judd was like "Sneer" and so the Corey's were like smacked out an shit, so we all had burritos and called it a nite….NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER…
So anyways, I was thinking, when u have ya "L" Plates up going accross tha Nullabor, how will the max.92k/h affect your total Clicks?
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP THE FACE!