Today I stayed in my battered compound until 1pm, forcing Malser to make his own breakfast. It was a bowl of cereal, followed by a cup of coffee.
I am yet to make breakfast for myself. I am planning on chilli beans and rice with a cup of Earl Grey tea. It is, after all, 1:08pm.
So, while Alex hasn't made breakfast for both of us, it is a partial victory.
Kirsty Lee says:
Giovanni, are you keeping a diet diary or something? I'm not sure on what level I am meant to engage with your highbrow political parables (?).
Chilli beans and rice should be around 11 points. If you take the tea black and without sugar it shouldn't add to your total.
You should also record your exercise levels daily to make this process worthwhile. Or do you expect Alex to help you with that too?
Giovanni says:
Like Monkey Shines, the Hungry Are The Damned Chronicles are an experiment in fear. Badger was close to the mark.
Record exercise levels? Nothing would make this process worthwhile.
And, if you're curious (and I don't see why you wouldn't be) I had a glass of apple juice with the chilli beans and rice, as well as two pappadums. The cup of Earl Grey came later.
B-Diddy DubSac says:
Y'all will be pleased to know there was an impropmtu AGM for the West Coast Rolling-50s Kilbot Gangstaz down the alley outside Globe on Saturday nite…
Many a grievance was aired, many a "can you believe [xxx] told me to not say [xxx] or [yyy]? i thought the internet was free man", and many a forward-vision was shared during the course of the unedited and untranbscribed meeting (approximately the length of one B'Vugh constructed joint)…
Even though our Conference was interrupted by some scraggly-rat-tailed muso by the name of "Ando", I was still impressed with the tone and manner in which our issues were loudly shouted, drawing much attention from street passers-by who were intruiged by three alley-dwellers spouting such pearls of wisdom such as "I AM LORD OF TEH INTERNET!"…
Suffice to say, the WCR-50sKGz have got some deep fried issues stoking in the grill, nearly ready to come off the boil…our Special-Issues Consultant, Mr C.Norris has encouraged us to "follow our dreams"…
Oh yeah, and we voted this [url=http://www.kilbot.net/news/comments.php?id=115]"Thread Of The Year"[/url]
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$BDW$
Barney says:
Amen BD Dub. Godd times on the Wesside…
killer says:
the West is Godd country.
Barney says:
Yeah that's the problem with you East Coasters…You're all Goddless heathens. All printing your own t-shirts and drinking in the street.
Taco says:
Damn straight; I'm drunk, blaspheming, and well dressed. That's 3 from 3 my friend!
Giovanni says:
Big Daddy - you bet that was thread of the year!