Jewish-Sicilian Army To Sweep Over Nation And Destroy Melbourne
Posted by KL | Filed under: News
Jewish-Sicilian Army To Sweep Over Nation And Destroy Melbourne
—–EXTENDED BODY:
ACHTUNG!
Be warned mothers - Brett Hirsch and Giovanni Torre will be leaving Perth on the morning of January 5th and driving - DRIVING - to Melbourne.
I have a driving test booked for late November and with any luck by January I will have passed one and completed the other requirements. I am buying a big ol' ex-taxi from my brother. This car will be known as El Monstro - as a tribute to David Mensch. It runs on auto-gas so the trip won't bankrupt us completely.
We will captain El Monstro in shifts. We will definitely be stopping in Kalgoorlie and Adelaide. I am not sure where else.
We should arrive in Melbourne by January 10th at the lastest. Once there we will impose our unwashed carcasses on everyone we know in the city. Gawain, Harry, Kilbot, Fancy D, Curtis T, Davros, Dennis, Alistair - LOOK OUT.
We will spend about two weeks in Melbourne and might just drive to Sydney for a lark while there. Then we will drive home.
GOD PROTECT VICTORIA!
David Mensch says:
Didn't I just get de-listed? and I looked about 40 even tho I'm still 23?
…Good omen….
But yeah, plenty to do in Adelaide and Kali…yeah….you'll probably need a double-sided gas nozzle for human consumption
#31 Lives!
Giovanni says:
Mensch has an illustrious career and was instrumental in the Cats finishing second in 1995 and was the match winner in the 2002 VFL Grand Final before retiring.
David Mensch 1992 - 2002.
158 Games 173 Goals
Giovanni says:
IMPORTANT UP-DATE
In addition to Hirsch and Torre, the Jewish-Sicilian Army will be expanded to at least 3, possibly 4 people.
I will be able to update y'all as to the composition of the army on December 5th.
Your Daleks can't save you now.
curtis T says:
As a well known Jewish sympathiser, and notable sicilian-food fanatic, I heartily welcome our conquering overloads. Also, the infidel Dave will be in Perth, so feel free to use my Brunswick pad as a base for operations.
I also need a lift to Perth early next year, so if there are seats left in 'El Monstro' on the way back, I might have to jump that train.
killer says:
Oh yeah, I just realised… I will be in Perth as well. I would offer my pad but I don't like the idea of a Jew and a Sicilian fucking in my bed.
I will update my new years plans here soon.
Giovanni says:
Ok Ms Hodbidge, I'll see what we can arrange.
We'll be sure to limit our invasion force to three so there'll be plenty of room for you to cruise back with us in comfort.
Hail Ants!
David Mensch says:
I may look like this,
[img]http://gfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/article/028043au.jpg[/img]
But at least I don't look like this,
[img]http://gfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/person/013289ag.jpg[/img]
this,
[img]http://gfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/person/013553aq.jpg[/img]
or this.
[img]http://gfc.com.au/cp2/c2/webi/person/014104az.jpg[/img]
And they have the nerve to delist [i]me[/i].
Go figure.
Taco says:
:P :O :D 8) :puke:
I always wondered why these smiley face icons were above the comments box. Now I'm just disappointed.
I'll be back in Melbourne on the 5th of January so you can't have my bed. So there
For all those who question the relevance of this entry, here is my Kurt reply
[img]http://www.ssu.swin.edu.au/media/vonagut/vonagut.jpg[/img]
I hope this works, it's hilarious.
Giovanni says:
That's some good KV work there Taco, or is it Noel Holly?
As for the unstoppable Mensch Mania, Cam Ling might look like Satan's henchman, but no one can deny that David "Christian Slater" Haynes and Scarlett Fever are lookers.
Also, given the impending absence of FDB and Kilbot from Melbourne in January, Hirsch and I might need to re-schedule the invasion. Please let me know via my personal electronic mail what is exactly going on.
Taco says:
I thought it was a picture of KV, but now you mention it I'm not so sure. I hope there are some more things I can give a Kurt reply to soon before it stops being funny for me. That will be in about 50 kazillion years mind you. I'm going to beat this dead horse until it's nothing but blood, gristle and glue.
Kurt says:
That's me alright, you idiot.
Noel Holly says:
Are you sure? It really does look a lot like me.
fancy dave says:
Would somebody PLEASE email Noel with a link to this pic?
Or at least Gabby.
fancy dave says:
By 'this' pic, I mean THAT pic, obviously, so don't bother trying to suggest I forgot to link to it.