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kilbot.net polling results

Polling by The Kilbot Factory shows that a whopping 93% of Americans believe that George W. Bush sucks Satan’s cock…
George W. Bush sucks Satan's cockNot to scale

… though it still might be some time before we know whether the American people think this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Support for sucking Satan’s cock is traditionally strong among Christian and homophobic voters, but this election sees a large number of young voters who are concerned that the president is becoming Satan’s bitch… the rest of the world can only watch.

EDIT (9.10pm EST)
America chooses the worst cock-smoker in living memory.

Kerry will (rightly) wait for the final outcome from Ohio, may be have a bit of a flutter in court, but it won’t change the fact that the Republicians have increased their majority in both the Senate and the House of Reps, and Bush has increased his overall vote.

And that’s about it really. In the semi-famous lastish words of Alfred Packer, “When things get really bad and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say, ‘well, all right’, cos it’s probably going to get a whole hell of a lot worse.”

  • Giovanni
    ACHTUNG!

    Be warned mothers - Brett Hirsch and Giovanni Torre will be leaving Perth on the morning of January 5th and driving - DRIVING - to Melbourne.

    I have a driving test booked for late November and with any luck by January I will have passed one and completed the other requirements. I am buying a big ol' ex-taxi from my brother. This car will be known as El Monstro - as a tribute to David Mensch. It runs on auto-gas so the trip won't bankrupt us completely.

    We will captain El Monstro in shifts. We will definitely be stopping in Kalgoorlie and Adelaide. I am not sure where else.

    We should arrive in Melbourne by January 10th at the lastest. Once there we will impose our unwashed carcasses on everyone we know in the city. Gawain, Harry, Kilbot, Fancy D, Curtis T, Davros, Dennis, Alistair - LOOK OUT.

    We will spend about two weeks in Melbourne and might just drive to Sydney for a lark while there. Then we will drive home.

    GOD PROTECT VICTORIA!
  • Barney
    You don't really work all that much, do you Jerry? Kidding, kidding.... Jeez.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    What is this i see before me?

    An amusing [in a very "raise-a-smirk" fashion] "Wizard Of Id" cartoon?
    (Don't get me started on why they had the "Press" with their "cameras" in medievil times...WTF?)

    This was the gist:

    [Guy sitting down at at "Register To Vote Here" booth is approached by, let's call him, Joe Bumfuck from Ohio]

    Joe Bumfuck (to Guy): "Do you have to pass a test to vote?"

    Guy: "No"

    Joe Bumfuck: "Why not?"

    Guy: [b][i]"Eliminating the ignorant would give too much power to the educated" [/b][/i]

    and don't get me started on bloody "Cathy" ["haha she needs a LOVELIFE helpline, not a computer helpline" *groan*]
  • curtis T
    Nice Bill Hicks reference there.

    I hope that searing hot black jism gives him and Cheney and Powell and Condoleeza one hell of a belly ache.
  • Georg Dubya
    Neeeeeeeee-HAAAAAAA!!! <bang>

    Good on me for winnifying again! <bang bang>

    USA! USA! USA!
  • badger
    [img]http://img94.exs.cx/img94/6028/fu.gif[/img]
  • killer
    I recommend you check out the amazing touch screen shenanigans on CBS (as seen on Channel 9)... imagine Anthony Green with one of those.
  • Giovanni
    Al Franken on the radio this morning was gold.

    "Screw you!"

    "Shut up for one minute"

    "Look pal, I don't know who you are, but..."

    "Have you been to Iraq sir? Can you answer one simple question?"
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