I have been offering sperm (and other organs) for over a year with very little success, it seemed I couldn’t give it away… but in the last week I have had three separate orders. I’m just glad I kept practicing during the quiet period. Click on “read more…” for a transcript of one of the orders… as you can see I need some testimonials (pronounced teste-moan-ials) for my sperm, if you feel qualified to speak on my man-milk please leave a comment below.
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Despite maiming and possibly killing a cyclist (we didn't stop to check)on the way back to the City West Licensing Centre, I just passed my driving test on the first attempt. The spirit of Zabka possessed me and I showed NO MERCY to the road and its feeble attempts to hinder me.
This means that after logging 25 hours driving and passing a hazard perception test, I will be mobile.
This, in turn, means that Hirsch and K-Bot won't be doing all the driving when we sweep across the nation like flying monkeys to ruin the lives of Melbourne's Testimonial Fascist Fair Go Party.
Sorry for the late review, hopefully Giovanni's breakfast tales have kept you entertained while I have been busy… and you've had plenty of dancing cars and gay porn to look at, so you can't really complain.
Sunday screen printing was a triumph. Put on your 3D glasses and follow the pictorial history of tomorrow's t-shirts today…
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Last night Whisson and I crashed at his mother's place. After we talked garbage until 4am, I managed to fall asleep in the living room, only to be awoken by the blistering hot sun about two hours later. I dozed in and out of sleep until 9am. I read for a while.
Two hours later Alex and brother Whisson were up. Mrs W offered to make me breakfast and after declining for a while I caved in. I had five slives of toast with grilled cheese and sliced gherkin. Excelent combination… I wonder if it's a Swiss thing. Alex and his older brother Marcus ate toast with marmalade. Alex made no attempt to stop his mother from making me breakfast. I drank a cup of tea with the toast, and later a cup of coffee while the four of us watched Chappelle's Show.
Marcus and I worked on a CD portfolio I am putting together to display my journalistic and photgraphic wares to potential employers at community newspapers. Maybe I should just direct 'em to this site and have them read the Hungry Are The Damned series.
I drank a few glasses of apple and mango juice to keep my fluids up.
Today I stayed in my battered compound until 1pm, forcing Malser to make his own breakfast. It was a bowl of cereal, followed by a cup of coffee.
I am yet to make breakfast for myself. I am planning on chilli beans and rice with a cup of Earl Grey tea. It is, after all, 1:08pm.
So, while Alex hasn't made breakfast for both of us, it is a partial victory.