About a week ago Fancy Dave predicted that if the Lions won the Grand Final then the Coalition would win the election. A win for the Lions, he argued, would show that cosmic forces were smiling on the status quo… if fate gave a fourth premiership to Brisbane, the Howard government would be given a fourth term.
Being slightly superstitious I knew he was right. And the paranoid division of my superstition extended his theory further; a win for Brisbane would mean a win for Howard and in-turn a win for Bush… the fate of the world would rest with right-wing Christians hell-bent on starting a religious war with Muslims, the rivers and oceans would boil with blood and that cocky French prophet Nostradamus would climb from his grave just to waggle his zombie finger in our face and say “I told you so”.
Needless to say I was quite relieved when Port won… given that the stakes are so high.
KL says:
Yeah, let's hope it is a sign of good things to come.
fancy dave says:
Either that's a huge mis-kick or a near-perfect torpedo.*
Like the election campaign, I guess.
*I hesitate to use the term "tory" for obvious reasons.
KL says:
So much for that prediction!
FUCK!