Comments on: Five Quick Questions with Geeves http://www.kilbot.net/2004/08/18/five-quick-questions-with-geeves/ Meetspot for friends of Kilbot Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:45:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Giovanni http://www.kilbot.net/2004/08/18/five-quick-questions-with-geeves/comment-page-1/#comment-2200 Giovanni Thu, 30 Mar 2006 18:10:51 +0000 http://www.kilbot.net/?p=100#comment-2200 gunga aloonga... gunga aloonga…

]]> By: Barney http://www.kilbot.net/2004/08/18/five-quick-questions-with-geeves/comment-page-1/#comment-2199 Barney Mon, 23 Aug 2004 11:45:03 +0000 http://www.kilbot.net/?p=100#comment-2199 The single most hilariously delivered monologue in the history of comedy is that Dalai Lama bit... The very thought of it almost makes me fall off my chair in mirth. The single most hilariously delivered monologue in the history of comedy is that Dalai Lama bit… The very thought of it almost makes me fall off my chair in mirth.

]]> By: romero http://www.kilbot.net/2004/08/18/five-quick-questions-with-geeves/comment-page-1/#comment-2198 romero Mon, 23 Aug 2004 10:58:30 +0000 http://www.kilbot.net/?p=100#comment-2198 what about monkey shines? i think both the film and the celebrated book based on the film deserve a mention here. particularly if you take into account the number of times geeves actually watched Monkey Shines, and the influence it has had on both his dress sense and telephone dialling technique. not to mention his love of monkeys. and gorillas, if killer is to be trusted. what about monkey shines? i think both the film and the celebrated book based on the film deserve a mention here. particularly if you take into account the number of times geeves actually watched Monkey Shines, and the influence it has had on both his dress sense and telephone dialling technique. not to mention his love of monkeys. and gorillas, if killer is to be trusted.

]]> By: killer http://www.kilbot.net/2004/08/18/five-quick-questions-with-geeves/comment-page-1/#comment-2197 killer Mon, 23 Aug 2004 09:24:34 +0000 http://www.kilbot.net/?p=100#comment-2197 Ahh yes, you are right B-Diddy, I have just received word from Geeves and he reminded me that Caddy Shack was also mentioned as a favourite film… my apologies, I had forgotten.

You are also right in saying it has more credibility than the Turd Man.

Let's flashback at a few highlights:

Carl, standing in the doorway of the groundskeeper barn holding a pitchfork to the caddy's throat…

<b>Carl:</b> "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas."

<b>Caddy:</b> "A looper??"

<b>Carl:</b> "A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald … striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one — big hitter, the Lama — long, into a 10,000-foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says?"

<b>Caddy:</b> "No."

<b>Carl:</b> "'Gunga galunga … gunga, gunga-galunga.' So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

<b>Ty</b> "I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam"

<b>Lacy</b> "You were in the war?"

<b>Ty</b> "Uh, no (slaps hip)…….homo. Much better now though."

]]> By: killer http://www.kilbot.net/2004/08/18/five-quick-questions-with-geeves/comment-page-1/#comment-2196 killer Mon, 23 Aug 2004 06:10:07 +0000 http://www.kilbot.net/?p=100#comment-2196 There is no censorship here... now get back to work - don't you know this country is at war! An asymmetric war granted, but don't underestimate the insidious nature of our enemy, turn your back on these bastards for just a second and they will be conducting martyrdom operations in your backyard, against your children (or pets)! Is that what you want for this country? No sirree, Bob! This war is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life. There is no censorship here… now get back to work – don't you know this country is at war! An asymmetric war granted, but don't underestimate the insidious nature of our enemy, turn your back on these bastards for just a second and they will be conducting martyrdom operations in your backyard, against your children (or pets)! Is that what you want for this country? No sirree, Bob! This war is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life.

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