Like Dale Kickett before him, Clive could sacrifice himself for the good of the team.

First of all he should go mental, bray like a wounded donkey and snap Judd Judy's leg in half. Then, while the violent melee ensues, he could bite off the ear of Cuzzy Wuzzy and spit it into Log Lynch's face.

That'd be the ultimate way to go out. Crazyhorse style.

How awesome would that be?

Knowing that he's out of contract, Coach Conners does the rightie by all fans of the game, fans of the team by inserting a man on a HOT streak, with no reason to play except FOR HIS WHOLE FRICKIN CAREER ON THE LINE, slapping together 2 INSPARATIO-GAMES to breathe life back into the Doldrumockers!

Seriously, he's a Derby Specialist, and would easily be able to confuse the heavily overrated Glass by not running in straight lines (ala Richo, Baz Hall), but rather in [crop] circle fashion as he seemingly aimlessly wanders round the paddock looking for packs to jump on…

On the backing of those two games totalling 63 possessions, 42 marks, 18 goals and 101 points, (and a flag with The Mighty 'Mont Tiges) The Waterhose opts for free agency and finds himself back on the wagon with BrizRoy or Essendon (how funny would that be?)

THAT is the definition of awesomity!

That would be my definition of awesome

And I am in complete concurrance with you, Fancy Dave. This is by my estimation, one of the best threads to have hit Kilbot.net in all of my time here for the pure eloquence, insight and perspicacity exhibited on the part of BDW and James "Jimbo" Laney, not to mention the apt contribution of one DJ KL.

Keep up the good work, boyz. This could form the prototype for what will one day be called Rantbot, and should be immortalised as such on its own little page when Kilbot.net v.2 hits the interweb…