This post sort of flows on from the last one, and also ties in with the discussion about the addition of rantbots… but don't worry, I am not going to ask money for a gonzo journalism trip to South America to report on the cocaine habits of me… not yet.
I will be refitting this site over the next two months with the aim to have version 2 ready for the 19th of September, which also happens to be the 2nd anniversary of kilbot.net. Most of the changes will be cosmetic using some new HTML/CSS/PHP tricks I have learnt. There will also be a few new features, such as a cambot, which will be tested shortly. Seeing as though my university days are coming to their inevitable conclusion, I would like to take kilbot.net a little more seriously. If you have any suggestions for new additions, please leave a note in the comments.
Blazin Billy Zabka says:
Nudebot!
Deathbot! (celebs we'd like to see Ded!)
quick uplinks to photos in gallery!
Rantbot! aka Fancy V $BDW$ aka Devil's Advocate
Somehow, filter the incoming msgs, so only KL's "funny" comments get thru!
Sportbot! Tipping page!
Ebaybot! Classifiedbot!
That being said, u don't wanna divide yer page up too much, as it is good being able to access and read alot via the homepage!
FODbot! (ie Friends Of Dorothy - bot) - links to djkl.net!
Wrestlebot! Entire page dedicated to wrasslin newz & viewz….
Drinkbot!…LeavingLosColombiosbot!
More to come… :huh:
KL says:
That hurts, Billy, like a crane kick to the face.
And I thought we were friends :cry:
Blazin Billy Zabka says:
Nah!
*sweep-the-leg kick!*
MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK!
YES SENSAI!
COBRA KAAAAAIIIIIIIII 4 LIFE!111!!
Barney says:
Tipping page sounds like a good plan.
Rantbot too.
Greekbot - put a webcam in that Greek joint down the road and see what they *really* do there…
Also a gallery of cocktails (so's we can all live and drink like one F. Dave Bower)
Gig guide could be good.
We'll have to discuss this more over large glasses of gin.
badger says:
you should have a repository for those ace party songs that you only remember when you're lugging a fucking huge backpack around an airport and you're afraid you might be slow-release overdosing and you can actually feel your brain pulsing inside your head and you're so tired but you can't fall asleep because it's like nightmare on elm street and you're not sure you'll ever wake up if you do fall asleep or just stay in a dreamland where you're falling over but you never actually land, with one long slow sine tone ringing in your ears at about 500 Hz.
The ace party song that came to me was that Neneh Cherry one that goes "we all hang in a buffalo stance". I nearly started blubbing like this :cry:
killer says:
holy shit badger, that london cocaine really got on top of you didn't it… what shall we call that page smashedbot.com?
by the way.. i have registered [url=http://www.rantbot.com]rantbot.com[/url], at the moment it just points back to kilbot.net, but the rant-off is coming soon.
Blazin Billy Zabka says:
Dear Vadgah
I think you will find that song is actually titled:
Neneh Cherry - "Buffalo Stance"
idiot…gigalo….sssssucka!
"Manchild" is the shiznit!
Viva Los Rantbot! :weirdo:
badger says:
hey you're coming at my man all wrong killer! I've heard from a close source that there's nothing better than getting dosed up on charlie kaufman and, erm, disco biscuits and watching the latest and greatest avant folk free form noise gigs in old london town. Of course you do feel like you've dipped the front half of your face in liquid nitrogen and the differing relative half lifes of those two substances make for a nice transition from gordon gecko to shaun ryder within a couple of hours…
but he was actually referring to the shitty shitty gear in barcelona, where you should most definately not compensate for the fact that they only cost 2.5 euros and don't seem to do much by upscaling your intake. My close source was rattled lemme tell you. He only now understands what 'the fear' was all about.
KL says:
One can only assume that this "close source" is actually "Badger".
A bit like going to the Doctor and saying that you have a "friend" with a certain "problem" that may or may not involve "discharge" from the "penile area".
Barney says:
Ha ha ha… that's some of your better work in the facetiousness stakes there, KL.
KL says:
Why, thank'ee, kind sir, for facetiousness is a hobby of mine.
badger says:
yeah great facetiousness there KL - but I'm now back in the saddle so to speak (knock on wood) and that definately wasn't me. :s
KL says:
Yes, Badger, after our little chat last night, I think I know exactly who that source was, and that source scares the living shit out of me, as he/she is a freakin' mad-person.
badger says:
not that this has anything to do with kilbot 0.02, but kl i left your wine cooler bag at barney's lean-to last night
Barney says:
I'll bring that with me on Friday night, KL - what's it look like?
Oh yeah, and FUCK my head hurt as I meandered to work this morning… Cheap ass Long Island Ice Teas…I love em like the Poo loves media conferences.