The Kilbot Factory

... and we thought you were sleeping killa ...

well you always knew to wear it well - and you look so fancy I can tell

hippo birfdee kent as they say here in olde lahndon towne

is Sieta wearing paint cherrys? if so, that would have been the yellow party at Archdeacon c. 2000.

Any "Ghostbusters" in that set? Coz u know it ain't a partay until Ray Parker Jr says so!

We kept the faith here on tha Wesside and did our best to reunite Pep & MCO (by reunite I mean "sit back and watch the fireworks"), but they'd already "reconciled" during the week, so it was more a case of me getting shitfaced and talking up a shitstorm...Pep has a few stories, plus a few photos to back up the well-known fact that those Geezer Crew DO own a "Dress-Up Box", are not afraid to use it and Loafer now looks like a cross between Rosso (from Merrick & Rosso) and a retard who was left out of the Lambda Lambda Lambda frat...

However, Pep did manage to pull out some *ancient* photo's on Sunday round at Frozen P's....Here's a PopQuiz: Who the fuck remembers a All-Yellow Theme party at Hampden Road? There's piccies of all us punks, Raf in a nurses outfit, Fancy D in a sitting coma, fresh-faced Killa and a side-serving of Seeta (sic! - for your time-frame referencing)....any memories? anyone? Bueller?

Killa - u & I both know, those girls went at it like a snake caught in an electric fence as soon as your head touched the pillow (and you really shouldn't let GWayne manhandle you like that! ZING!) :roll:

Good work everybody on that... sorry to miss the dope set Curtis T, but I have faith there will be many more... Glad at least that there were girls involved, and big ups to G Wayne for taking it to the bank... Can only assume, Kilbot, that you meant you were on the couch with said ladies... if not, please keep it to yourself, as I'd prefer to remain blissfully and proudly ignorant...

Happy Bday again, Fancy D, and Go you Dockers!!! Texted Jimbott Laney with the news immediately following the game, but I fear the Calvados is taking it's toll on the big man, as he seemed only vaguely excited by his usual standards, though loving Firenze... It's admittedly difficult at times to convey the full extent of ones enthuiasm via SMS, so we'll let him off in anticipation of an imminent rant within the walls of this very forum...

G Wayne had two girls in his bed, and I had two girls sleeping on my couch.. so, you know... there were girls. Not sure what they got up to, but I prefer to think they made out (after the obligatory tickle fight).

Somehow I managed to get into my house without any keys, as far as I can figure out I must have slid under the door. I woke up about 9ish fully clothed and still drunk.

Nice work all round.

The gin was Bombay Sapphire, but there weren't no goon in evidence. Gin - 1 bottle, vodka - 2 bottles, rum - 3 bottles, stir and serve. The evening was a roaring success. No lesbian lovin' (as far as I remember) but much hilarity and a stunning 3-hour DJ set from Curtis T. Hodbidge. With the tone set by the Purple Princes' clinical demolition of the "reigning" "premiers" how could we go wrong?

Goon on Gin sounds awesome! Way better than naked bi-atches in compromising pozzies... What kind of gin are we talking here? Coz I only like the best when I'm mixing with Fruity Lexia.

Ah yes, nice choice of verse there, Blazin' Billy.

But there is no need to bring gayness into things, even though I know you can't help yourself.

Let's just all admit that we love Fancy D like a brother, and that there is nothing wrong with that.

KzzzL, does your latent homosexuality know no bounds? Im sure Loulou has nothing to do with the above post, and you are lucky I was DJing at yer wedding or else I'd never believe it ever happened...

I though a poet of much more reputedness and appropriateness for the Everyung Fancy D, to be the other great David - St.Hubbins, and his ode to glory, "Sex Farm"

[b]Working on a sex farm,
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
...poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
...leaving my spray

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down

Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high?[/b]

*sniff* this will be my wedding speech...to a girl, you fags :cry:

G on G action sounds sweeeeet, but judging by the qualification "we'll see what we can afford", Im assuming "Goon On Gin" as the most likely option...that - is - sic - a!and then maybe a lil' "GRRRR! on Grrrr?"

Yeah good call, man...don't wanna go over committing and not being able to deliver.

I'm sure Fancy D isn't jumping to any conclusions at all and would be just as happy with gravel on ground as he would be with a couple of sexy lookin' hookers getting on in his honour...

That was very presumptuous of me... :embarrest

hey that "g on g" could be anything...

guy on guy
gender on gender
goose on gander
garlic on ginger

we're just seeing what we can afford.

yeah, right on Fanc... I'm supposed to be over there for this, I know but I'm a deadbeat and can't seem to make a paycheque last two weeks, let alone save anything. So I'll have to come up with some wondrous and inventive way of sending over birthday love... kilbot's alread got the g on g action covered, so there goes that plan. I'll have to sleep on it...or even on one of the aforementioned Gs - what better way to say "happy birthday" to a friend than go out and nail a hot lesbo?

Anyway, Dave, happy birthday and have an awesome day. Maybe Medhurst will kick a couple for ya... :weirdo: