The Kilbot Factory

There's nothing gay about Paul Stanley or pro-wrestling. Why does everyone keep saying that?

Just die dood!

I am the real one. All the rest of you can piss off.

Well fuck you two imposters, I am the real Peter Criss, bi-yatch. Look at my freakin' bio, you hacks:

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So, Peter Kriss, you tried hard and you are a funny guy. Peter Chriss, because you acted like a self-righteous, know-it-all arsehole, you are DEAD TO ME!

P.S. I am the best memeber of KISS cos I had the cat make up, I can't drum for shit, and I wrote the sappy piece of shit that is "Beth".

...man, Im so wasted I didn't even let Ace spell my name right dude...oh, that's right, Im a figmnet of the intermagination!

We are old, drunken hacks. So old and so drunken that Paul and Gene wouldn't even let us play...

Yet strangely, I have gotten, and will no doubt, continue to get, more pussy in my lifetime than you've had hot coffee....yes, it is somewhere near 200 million!

Sheeat, you try wearing make-up for over half ya natural born life, and standing next to some clean-cut, salary-cap breaching dorkface who's never met a contract he couldn't sneak under the table!

How gay is Paul Stanley? He looks like he should be on "Queer Eye for the Old Wrinkly Guy".