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University revisited

Uni starts again tomorrow. I spent the night watching American Idol and wondering what the hell I did with my holidays, like many students I am feeling guilty that I achieved very little in my time off… perhaps I should feel worst than most seeing as though my holidays have lasted three years… but anyways, too late to worry about that now, guilt has no part to play in physics, and physics will be my playground this year at the University of Melbourne.

You can take a virtual tour of my next four months here (updated 3/3/04).

  • killer
    if you go to South Australia you're on your own Barney, my hate for that place runs deeper than Lake Gambier.
  • Barney
    That's it man...heading south for the super-skunk...may not be coming back...you're all welcome to visit...except you, Fanc...when I booked the flight they asked if I knew you and then politely told me I could stick a certain unnameable object up a certain unmentionable orafice...now I have to drive...I don't know what you did to those cunts, but they've got it in for you and anyone who knows you...thanks alot, man...I've always wanted to drive to fucking Adelaide... What happened to you anyway, Fancy?? It used to be about the music...you've changed, man...maybe it's all that big city ballyhoo starting to edge its way into your thinking...maybe it's Killer...maybe it's the rum... at any rate, i'll be eatin' crow any time here...
  • SA tourism board
    oh man, we were spinning out on how blue that lake is too, I was going to make a sign explaining it to the tourists but we blew the budget on that last ounce of superskunk.
  • B-Diddy DubSac
    Actually, if you go to the Adelaide Tourism webpage you can find *useful* information such as how it is legal to pretend to be a gay man in order to attract the advances of known gay paedophiles, merely as a ruse to bring them to your dwelling and remove their limbs in order to fit their entire body into pre-used chemical waste bins and then claim their Centrelink payments - until you get caught, at which point, it is not legal...

    BTW Mt Gambier was formally known as Mt Gargamel....hmm, these gags seems forced!

    LOLBADGERHASAMAGNUMDODGERMO-TACHE2004!!
  • fancy dave
    OK. It's an algae that grows there from November to April each year. Where did I discover this information? A VICTORIAN TOURISM WEBPAGE!!! Throwing a bone to their poor cousins, who don't give enough of a fuck to pull their fingers out of their crow-eating arses. Yes, that's right, they eat crows with their arses.
    God I hate South Australia.
  • fancy dave
    You call that blue shit water? Looks like toilet duck to me.
    Which reminds me. We went to Mt. Gambier on the way over, and to my intense frustration there was no explanation to be found anywhere in town about why their lake is blue. The single biggest question any tourist is going to want answered - completely neglected. Huge placards on the lake, its geological history, the use of its water for the town's drinking supply, blah fucking blah and not a word on why. WHY IS THE FUCKING THING BLUE???? FUCKING SOUTH AUSTRALIAN CUNTS!!!!
    Well, OK, maybe I'm a bit more pedantic and curious for knowledge than some, but I can't be the only one.
    Can I?
    CUNTS!!!!
    Apologies to anyone from South Australia.
    Condolences, also.
  • KL
    Water restrictions in Melbourne? WTF? Even we can have water in our moats and we had 50 days without rain.
  • killer
    you know what the funniest thing about uni of melbourne is? i mean they got the same shit as uwa, but it's the little differences. example: instead of the Oak Lawn they got the Union Lawn. and you know what the put in their moats instead of water? nothing. they got water restrictions over here, they don't know what the fuck water is.
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