Every year is a killer Christmas for the Kilbot family, but Perth may get a very special present this year with plans afoot to get Yours Truely™ home for the festive season. The plan hinges on a couple of factors and is 50/50 at the moment but you could help tip the balance… I need to know what is happening in Perth to see if it is worth my while. Please post invites and rumours in the comments section.
Here's a good example:
The Fascist Fair Go Party in It's An Astronomical Life… Christmas Eve at the Amplifier Bar, 8pm till late. (mehr informationen)
B-Diddy DubSac says:
Hmmm a band consisting of multiple members, wearing full costume, fronted by "rapping-singers", one even wearing a COLONEL COSTUME!, playing a Xmas Eve gig at Amplifier…..sounds familiar….what is this, 2001? :s
Alls I can say is got meself a lil 10-year reunion thingy where I plan to hook up with some old skool bootay, and then bump KL off tha dex ;) So that will precipitate an influx of Old Skool Phreaqs ™ who are more than willing to back up our proud history of coin-drinking masters!
Naughty By Nature is on tonite if you can make the red-eye…
Got a New Nears Private partay in Wembley you should be up for….
Tell Roly to look into busting out the bank account for refunds as the Perth Cup is experiencing some major dramas - what with the track being completley f'd, and them considering moving the day to Belmont, which sorta has only one third the capacity….My God, where will The Cott Clones go to drink and perv? Critics guess….The Cott….
Alas, no Roger Durty Sanchez this year, and then they shift the whole f'n show to Lilac Hill?!?
Other rumours, Duran Duran will play a private show in a town house in Glendalough….50 Cent as opening act…Ric Flair and Terry Funk may/may not be in attendance….Baz and Barra will be everywhere….Wayne Simmons will once again, be Solo Groovin'….
Killa, you know wherever you go the party is sure to folla, and I got a little inkling that I'll be saying sayo-fuckin-nara to 2003 (The Year of Upheaval!) in a true hardcore fashion…
….(btw I hope you haven't trademarked the incorrect spelling of Truly…LOLPEDANTICPOUND2003!)
killer says:
well… umm… yes… actually, now that you mention it i have trademarked the incorrect spelling of truly, and you best believe my lawyers are waiting in line to sue [url=http://entertainment.msn.com/album/?album=593339]Kool G Rap & DJ Polo[/url], right after Bon Jovi's lawyers, Gary Numan's lawyers and Alice Cooper's lawyers.
badger says:
Well if I have it my way the streets of glendalough will be running red with the claret of meat axe - I'll cut him down like the Karate Kid cut down some punk by the name of Billy Zabka - LOLkarate-chop!ROTFLOL2003!!!
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Blazin Billy Zabka says:
Haha, I wil KILL YOU MAN!
You don't wanna mess with me Ralphie…take your limpin-ass crane-style bowlshit outa my face, whilst i [i] SWEEEEEEEP THHAAAA LEEEEGGGGG! [/i]
And once Im thru eating your heart, Im gunna turn you inta yer namesake….
[b] Les Petite Merde Ouer [/b]
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badger says:
to coin an oft used turn of phrase:
oh. my. god.