28 Nov 2003

Princess Of Sleepy World

Posted by Geeves | Filed under: News

Just to think, this time, last week, the world was not ready for the eclectic stylings of The DR Boyz, and their ode to date-rape/ one-night stands, in the form of the Hit/ Mega-Single “The Sleepy Song”…

And who better to epitomise the sentiment that “some people say Im a little creepy, just coz I like me girls a lil' sleepy” than The Whore Princess, Ms Works Hard For The Money Hilton!

Is there a harder worker in showbizness? Amazingly, Ms Whoreton appeared in no less than 2,736 articles this past week - and the only one which appared to relate to any discernable “talent”, was in reference to her ability to perform sex acts whilst maintaining the same coc-eyed, sleepy glare she is sooooo famous for!

This can only mean one thing….SHE IS ON SELF-ADMINISTERED ROHYPHONOL 24-7!! Truly, she is the Princess Whore of Rohy Royalty!

10 Responses to “Princess Of Sleepy World”

  1. Again with the you being stupid says:

    so, like, when are we going out?

    :love: Be My Sleepy Guy :love:

  2. killer says:

    for all your blustery hoopla, we see your true colours Bigg Daddy, you're just a lonely guy.
    *sincere counsellor emoticon*

  3. B-Diddy DubSac says:

    You should appreciate this, coz in wrasslin terms its called "living the gimmick"….

    *Don't You Look At Me emoticon!*

  4. badger says:

    blustery hoopla, ROTF-inyafacedubsac-LOL!

    btw first post from my new home in busselton! southwest representin - on the papa badger STD call stylee.

    *this must be expensive - I'm off emoticon*

  5. KL says:

    B-Diddy

    you really do have a sick fascination with celebrity, don't you? Maybe you should try and become a "Lawyer to the Stars", sort of like Johnny "It Just Does Not Make Sense" Cochrane (This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now why would an 8-foot tall wookie wanna live on a planet with a bunch of 3-foot tall Ewoks? Why, I tell you why: because it doesn't make sense, that's why. So when you go into that jury room, I want you to think about your answer, about Chewbacca. And ask yourself, 'Does my vote make sense?' Thank you, your honor.)

  6. B-Diddy DubSac says:

    Poofters Inc.

    Look, while Im out here BUSTIN MY ASS trawling the net for the HARD-HITTING stories, which detail just how hard it is to philosphise on one's role within this crazy cosmos of ours - I have to deal with the slings and arrows of complete raving poofter homo's as to my own credentials (except for Killa, I've seen him score)…

    Now I know *just* how Nicky feels…I can make my own goddam line of handbag accessories!
    [/expose]

    The above expose is brutally ironic, as we can all now appreciate truly what it is like to fly so high, yet have one's wings clipped…
    clipped like a 30-second clipshow of that steamy night in our "private" hotel suite….

    [/poofter-bashing off]

  7. KL says:

    I think that if you are spending so much time "bustin' your ass" that it may be you with the sexuality issues :love: :P

  8. KL says:

    Speaking of the chewbacca defense, it looks like R.Kelly is trying for the [url=http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.html]Lucas defense[/url].

  9. B-Diddy DubSac says:

    Sir Robert Kelly, I salute you!

    No doubt, The R-Man has enemies SOOOOO devious and intent on destroying his career, that they would go to the extreme lengths of [i] digitally altering [/i] video footage to put his head on some 15 year old-shagging lothario…

    Sort of akin to Paris being caught with Jar Jar Binks…god I hate them both!

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