False Advertising? "Neverending Story 3" - !What's Beef! With Bigg Daddy!
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Once again, another tragic death in the life of a childstar….Jonathon Brandis, click here for details…
Some call it “The NeverEnding Curse” - others, who aren't looking for hackeneyed cliches, refer to it as “The SeaQuest Heart-Throbs…No More!” aaaahhhhh pun! Do you think his last words were “See you in Hell ATRREEEEYOOOOOOOOO!”
Yes, It's true - You favourite uncle Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx has got mainframe access now (IN YO FACE “CENSORED” Bagder!)and as such, it falls upon me to report and update y'all on the truly crucial matters, which consist of: (exhaustive list)
- TV/ Celebrity
- Legalities
- Wrestling
- Tall Poppy Trimming
B-Diddy “That's Beef!” 
—–EXTENDED BODY:
That's pretty much all you need to get by in life, and the sooner you figure that out, the sooner you can drop ya shitty PhD's about microlumbar fillinpoppies magnospectrum's an shit, and start living in THE REAL WORLD!!
And every Monday, when I am usually still simmering from a hard weekends' brain frazzling, I shall single out one person who is thoroughly deserving of my venemous wrath, in a segment I call,
What's Beef
Holly Valance - are you still here? Hasn't "Bizarro Holly" (ie Delta) crammed enough crow into your pies lately? Been biting any hands that feeds ya? Once you've taken off ALL YOUR CLOTHES on your FIRST filmclip, where do you go?
I'd be the first one to tell you exactly where, but I'll also leave that up to the fine readership here at Kilbot.net to poke a few fun suggestions..
Oh yeah, and leave your Brandis tributes too…If you can combine it with the Valance-diss, you are a true samaritan!!
B-Diddy "That's Beef!"
this thing is fucking stupid says:
but I also think you're really funny and cool, wanna go out sometime?
:love: [color=red]love emoticon [/color] :love:
killer says:
that picture of Vyvyan is strangely hypnotic.
B-Diddy DubSac says:
"Who produced the world's stickiest bogy?"
Ahhh, crop-rotation in the 14th century…cheers Killa - just testing the coding waters, and as long as Vyv is giving 24-7 forks, s'all good!
(Will have some content next time:)…probably :weirdo:
KL says:
Toxoth O'Grady, B-Diddy. Also holder of the world record for stuffing marshmallows up one nostril.
badger says:
shut ya cake hole these things! too late for you!
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just wanted a chance to post that gif really… :blink:
badger says:
shut ya cake hole these things! too late for you!
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just wanted a chance to post that gif really… :blink:
killer says:
"You can give yourself cancer if you're thinking bad thoughts about people and it's just not good." - [url=http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/allnews/content_objectid=13619006_method=full_siteid=50143_headline=-I-DON-T-GET-YOU-POMS--SAYS-HOLLY-VALANCE-name_page.html]Holly Valance[/url]
B-Diddy DubSac says:
Congrats Killer!, as the Inaugural winner of the "Bite The Hand That Feeds You" Award, with the charming Miss Slutty No-Pants Valance, digging her own grave by blasting her only useful fanbase - ie morose, fame-obsessed, coke-fuelled, Idol-loving, disposable-cashed-up geezers!
And if what she says is true, my body is literally swimming in cancer whenever
I hear your name…
Although she did save this gem of a quote!:
"The idea was to cause a sensation while being a bit tongue-in-cheek and it obviously worked. It's been remembered, so job done. Mind you, I never expected to hear it in a court room."
Yeah, prolly never expected to hear "Guilty of illegal breach of contract, pay surfy Brad from Neighbours $350,000!" ZING!
The question is, What was Ms Slutty No-Pants talking about?….
[insert witty response below] quizzical emoticon
B-Diddy DubSac says:
"[b]You're wearing a Ramones T-shirt in the video. Are you a fan?[/b]
Not really. We were shooting at this disgusting punky place in downtown LA and thought we needed to get into the vibe, get the right look.
[b]Could you name a Ramones song?[/b]
I don't think that even needs to come into the equation. People are so f. . .ing evil! Who gives a s. . . ! Why should anyone lose sleep over a T-shirt I'm wearing!" [url=http://entertainment.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4459,8002126%255E10431%255E%255Enbv,00.html]Ms Slutty No-Pants[/url]
NEVER let Matty Milner see this interview…some people are just f…ing dicks in skirts!
badger says:
o. my. gawd. Is this interview for real?
[glow=green,2,1] If only you knew what 20 per cent of nothing was, it really wouldn't make a difference[/glow]
I know I'm doing biophysics n' all, so don't want to come of all smarty pants, but I'm pretty sure most people would know what 20% of nothing was.
I think she deserves…
evil japanese bear savagery!
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B-Diddy DubSac says:
Ahhhhh Valancisms - and to think [i]that[/i] is her response to the query "did u deliberately make a shite album coz u know Surfy Brad is gonna get 20%"
ie she predicts sales will be shitty, good call!
Of course, these childhood images of Ms No-Pants and "Nanna" may reveal an insight!:
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OW3N3D2003!