False Advertising? "Neverending Story 3" – !What's Beef! With Bigg Daddy!
Once again, another tragic death in the life of a childstar….Jonathon Brandis, click here for details…
Some call it “The NeverEnding Curse” – others, who aren’t looking for hackeneyed cliches, refer to it as “The SeaQuest Heart-Throbs…No More!” aaaahhhhh pun! Do you think his last words were “See you in Hell ATRREEEEYOOOOOOOOO!”
Yes, It’s true – You favourite uncle Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx has got mainframe access now (IN YO FACE “CENSORED” Bagder!)and as such, it falls upon me to report and update y’all on the truly crucial matters, which consist of: (exhaustive list)
- TV/ Celebrity
- Legalities
- Wrestling
- Tall Poppy Trimming
B-Diddy “That’s Beef!” 
That’s pretty much all you need to get by in life, and the sooner you figure that out, the sooner you can drop ya shitty PhD’s about microlumbar fillinpoppies magnospectrum’s an shit, and start living in THE REAL WORLD!!
And every Monday, when I am usually still simmering from a hard weekends’ brain frazzling, I shall single out one person who is thoroughly deserving of my venemous wrath, in a segment I call,
What’s Beef
Holly Valance – are you still here? Hasn’t “Bizarro Holly” (ie Delta) crammed enough crow into your pies lately? Been biting any hands that feeds ya? Once you’ve taken off ALL YOUR CLOTHES on your FIRST filmclip, where do you go?
I’d be the first one to tell you exactly where, but I’ll also leave that up to the fine readership here at Kilbot.net to poke a few fun suggestions..
Oh yeah, and leave your Brandis tributes too…If you can combine it with the Valance-diss, you are a true samaritan!!
B-Diddy “That’s Beef!”
