The Kilbot Factory blog

Just to think, this time, last week, the world was not ready for the eclectic stylings of The DR Boyz, and their ode to date-rape/ one-night stands, in the form of the Hit/ Mega-Single “The Sleepy Song”…

And who better to epitomise the sentiment that “some people say Im a little creepy, just coz I like me girls a lil' sleepy” than The Whore Princess, Ms Works Hard For The Money Hilton!

Is there a harder worker in showbizness? Amazingly, Ms Whoreton appeared in no less than 2,736 articles this past week - and the only one which appared to relate to any discernable “talent”, was in reference to her ability to perform sex acts whilst maintaining the same coc-eyed, sleepy glare she is sooooo famous for!

This can only mean one thing….SHE IS ON SELF-ADMINISTERED ROHYPHONOL 24-7!! Truly, she is the Princess Whore of Rohy Royalty!

We had a jocks vs nerds bash on Friday night. Here is photographic evidence of the affair.
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Pictures pretty much tell the story, although there were many amusing tete-a-tetes that weren't captured to camera (I had trouble focusing both the camera and my eyes).

There really was a funky ole' jamboree going down in the study, KL reckons we were playing 'patience' by guns n' roses but it was a very free version - wallbuxx on guitar, KL on broken piano accordian and myself on the didgeridoo. The best comment on that situation was made by Orsini when he walked in going "what is that racke… WHAT IN THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOING?".

Once again, another tragic death in the life of a childstar….Jonathon Brandis, click here for details…

Some call it “The NeverEnding Curse” - others, who aren't looking for hackeneyed cliches, refer to it as “The SeaQuest Heart-Throbs…No More!” aaaahhhhh pun! Do you think his last words were “See you in Hell ATRREEEEYOOOOOOOOO!”

Yes, It's true - You favourite uncle Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx has got mainframe access now (IN YO FACE “CENSORED” Bagder!)and as such, it falls upon me to report and update y'all on the truly crucial matters, which consist of: (exhaustive list)

- TV/ Celebrity
- Legalities
- Wrestling
- Tall Poppy Trimming

B-Diddy “That's Beef!”
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That's pretty much all you need to get by in life, and the sooner you figure that out, the sooner you can drop ya shitty PhD's about microlumbar fillinpoppies magnospectrum's an shit, and start living in THE REAL WORLD!!

And every Monday, when I am usually still simmering from a hard weekends' brain frazzling, I shall single out one person who is thoroughly deserving of my venemous wrath, in a segment I call,

What's Beef

Holly Valance - are you still here? Hasn't "Bizarro Holly" (ie Delta) crammed enough crow into your pies lately? Been biting any hands that feeds ya? Once you've taken off ALL YOUR CLOTHES on your FIRST filmclip, where do you go?

I'd be the first one to tell you exactly where, but I'll also leave that up to the fine readership here at Kilbot.net to poke a few fun suggestions..

Oh yeah, and leave your Brandis tributes too…If you can combine it with the Valance-diss, you are a true samaritan!!

B-Diddy "That's Beef!"

You may have noticed I haven't posted to the news section of kilbot.net for a while, mostly because I've been looking for work and trying to devise other scams, erm, i mean plans of making some money.

Well now I am posting news and looking for work in a gross display of commercialism that would even make Eddie blush.

You can have your own kilbot.net (or something similiar) for as little as $150, which includes:

• your own .com domain name
• hosting for a year
• personalised web design
• see my.kilbot.net for an example

Now, I don't necessarily want you guys to get your own kilbot.net, I would rather you stay right here… but Christmas is coming up and webpages make great presents

Oh baby, these are some crazy freak-out devices. Almost nausea-inducing. Do not adjust your set.

First lot here, second lot here.