Melbourne gained an hour on you Perth suckers overnight.
That means I'll be getting the news while you fools are still watching Ricki Lake. I'll be eating dessert while you louts haven't even started the entrée. I'll be tucking into my first gin and tonic while you clowns are getting ready for work… and so on.
Personally I reckon we should move further ahead, we should just move to Friday, leave you guys standing around on Sunday, dicks waving in the wind.
Jim L. says:
You'll be pullin' yer pud fully awake, while we're still very much asleep, dreaming about that stud on pages 13-14 in the April edition of 'Big Boys In Boots'.
Jim L. says:
Erm, that was my evil twin…um…Tim Looney, who posted that above comment.
KL says:
Yeah, well you are sucked in because your curtains will fade, you won't be able to milk your cows, the kids won't go to sleep or get up on time, and all that other bad shit that happens when you fuck with Father Time, you bunch of Eastern devils. :@
killer says:
Oh No… Father Time!
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James Quinton says:
you just make yourselves an hour older, why not put melbourne foward a year? then back a year and five days…you could have christmas over and over and over and over and over