The Kilbot Factory

Well said, Jimbo. Following that empassioned statement, I too feel compelled to doff me ol' cap to old man Axl. Foe keepin' it real...

Ahh, fellow Cock-Rockians...feast thine eyes on this: www.metal-sludge.com - where all good Hair Bands go to rest! :love:

Cummon bro, I reckon you unfairly lump Guns and Fuckin' Roses in with that gang of spandex wally-woofters. I remember W. Fuckin' Axl Fuckin' Rose lambasting fellow L.A. soft cock-rockers like L.A. Guns and Hanoi Rocks, accusing of them being pussies because they didn't have the minerals to sing about loving and losing and longing and all that poop that makes bombastic rock operas like 'November Rain' so bonza. I dip me lid to ya, Axy-boy.

your Daddy don't rock n' roll.'

(Didn't know bout the character limit.) That's Poison's 'Your Mama Don't Dance & Your Daddy Don't Rock 'N Roll'. Don't write like that anymore, I tellz ya.

'The old folks say that ya gotta end your date by ten/ But if you're out on a date don't you bring her home late cuz it's a sin/ You know there's no excuse, you know you're gonna lose you never win..I'll say it again..And it's all because your mama don't dance
and

[url=http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/5769]Poison running through my veins[/url]

I'd still say that my fave cock-rock song is [url=http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/5769
]Poison[/url] by Alice Cooper:
[b]I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins)
[/b]
Me and Flicka and Rach have an awesome drunken eisteddford dance routine to this tune.

You just knew I couldn't leave my homeboys out..

"I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift.. we have been given a roll
And that roll's name is... Rock and Rollowlowlowlowlowl!"?? :cry: :eek: :

Funny enuff Jon Bon has gotta be the cockiest damn prick out of all them 80s hair boys...(sing with eyes closed)

"Till Im 6ft under baby,
I don't need a bed,
Going to live whilst I am alive,
And then sleep when I am dead..."

Pure poetry!

Check out Thin Lizzy's [url=http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/29598]Ballad of a Hard Man[/url]. They aren't cock-rockers per se, but the lyrics are funny.