All this talk about Guns'n'Roses, Macho Man Randy Savage and Meat Axe has got me thinking we should start a list of the cockiest Cock Rock lyrics…
I'll kick it off with Jon Bon Jovi's Dead or Alive,
“Sometimes you tell the day
By the bottle that you drink
And times when you’re all alone all you do is think”
… that's what rock'n'roll is all about.
KL says:
Check out Thin Lizzy's [url=http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/29598]Ballad of a Hard Man[/url]. They aren't cock-rockers per se, but the lyrics are funny.
Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx says:
Funny enuff Jon Bon has gotta be the cockiest damn prick out of all them 80s hair boys…(sing with eyes closed)
"Till Im 6ft under baby,
I don't need a bed,
Going to live whilst I am alive,
And then sleep when I am dead…"
Pure poetry!
Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx says:
You just knew I couldn't leave my homeboys out..
"I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift.. we have been given a roll
And that roll's name is… Rock and Rollowlowlowlowlowl!"?? :cry: :eek: :
KL says:
I'd still say that my fave cock-rock song is [url=http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/5769
]Poison[/url] by Alice Cooper:
[b]I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins)
[/b]
Me and Flicka and Rach have an awesome drunken eisteddford dance routine to this tune.
KL says:
[url=http://www.lyrics.net.ua/song/5769]Poison running through my veins[/url]
Jim L. says:
'The old folks say that ya gotta end your date by ten/ But if you're out on a date don't you bring her home late cuz it's a sin/ You know there's no excuse, you know you're gonna lose you never win..I'll say it again..And it's all because your mama don't dance
and
Jim L. says:
your Daddy don't rock n' roll.'
(Didn't know bout the character limit.) That's Poison's 'Your Mama Don't Dance & Your Daddy Don't Rock 'N Roll'. Don't write like that anymore, I tellz ya.
killer says:
… sorry about the character limit jimbo, i've taken that off.
good work on the poison, they would have to be in the top five of the cockiest rockers.
1. KISS
2. Bon Jovi
3. Guns'n'Roses
4. Poison
5. Mötley Crüe
of course Spinal Tap tops the list, but it is always easier to take the piss than live the rock'n'roll dream like these boys were
Jim L. says:
Cummon bro, I reckon you unfairly lump Guns and Fuckin' Roses in with that gang of spandex wally-woofters. I remember W. Fuckin' Axl Fuckin' Rose lambasting fellow L.A. soft cock-rockers like L.A. Guns and Hanoi Rocks, accusing of them being pussies because they didn't have the minerals to sing about loving and losing and longing and all that poop that makes bombastic rock operas like 'November Rain' so bonza. I dip me lid to ya, Axy-boy.
Bigg Daddy Wallbuxx says:
Ahh, fellow Cock-Rockians…feast thine eyes on this: http://www.metal-sludge.com - where all good Hair Bands go to rest! :love:
Barney says:
Well said, Jimbo. Following that empassioned statement, I too feel compelled to doff me ol' cap to old man Axl. Foe keepin' it real…