Well, kids and kilbot fans, I thought I'd just remind everyone about that last bastion of true news, CNNNN.
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Tune in on a thursday night at 9pm to see the news that you are not meant to see. The best bits are the Vox Pops on the streets of the USA, where people show how truly wonderful living in the United States of Whatever can be. Ignorance is bliss.
Q: What religion are Buddhist Monks?
A: Uhhh… Islamy?
Q: What is the major religion of Israel?
A: Umm… probably Catholic? Maybe Islamic?
Q: Do you think that the US should invade Iran?
A: Yeah, for sure, those guys are wacko. We should nuke 'em
Q: Can you point to Iran on this map?
A: (points to Australia, which is labelled as Iran)
Q: Can you name a country that begins with the letter U?
A: Uhhh… Utopia?
Q: How about the United States of America?
A: Oh yeah!