hello, a lot has been happening but I haven’t had a lot of time lately to sit down and write… hopefully soon… (this sounds familiar, ‘I’ll write more once I start travelling’, ‘I’ll write more when I get to Melbourne’, ‘I’ll write more when I get a job’…)
Well anyways, here’s a quick update.
New House: I’ve got a new house in North Fitzroy (436 Queens Pde, phone (03) 9481 4590) but don’t phone or send me your underpants yet cause I haven’t moved in. At the moment I have nothing but a bag of clothes, so there’s not much to move in.
New Job: I’ve got a new job with Rehame which is down in Port Melbourne… this is like going from Mt Hawthorn to Nedlands but it takes me an hour to get to work on the tram. Hang on, come to think of it, it took an hour to get from Mt Hawthorn to Nedlands on public transport as well.
New Haircut: On account of my new job I have a new haircut. I got it at a hairdressing academy, which is sort of like a police academy except they cut hair better at a police academy. It wasn’t too bad but they seemed pretty keen on the ‘fin’ hairstyle sported by sporty types such as Mr Beckham, and I didn’t want to confuse them so that’s what I got.
margret says:
New Job: What do you do there?
New Haircut: Please post photograph at earliest convenience.
killer says:
hey miss boggs, my official title at rehame is print media reporter… but i’m sure it’s only a matter of time before they recognise my obvious talents and put me onto a task more fitting, such as taking a hammer to those small rocks in the staff carpark and turning them into smaller rocks.
in the meantime i will take a camera to the rehame offices and my haircut and post the results in the ‘full news’ of this article.
margret says:
excellent. boggs is a very thoughtful gentleman who emailed in the hopes that i would ‘CHECK OUT THIS SITE!!!!’ i haven’t as of yet, but i recorded his rather eager pledge for posterity. the milk of human kindess fills my heart with joy.
margret says:
‘If it takes too long, press here’[b]text[/b]
margret says:
Ahem.
‘If it takes [s]to[/s] [b]too[/b] long, press [u]here[/u]‘
margret says:
anyway, what does it mean that you are ‘print media officer’?
killer says:
it means death by english comprehension: summarize this article… ok, now summarize these article as fast as you can all night.
however the last 3 hours have been spent scanning. (sprinkled with fair doses of cigarettes and coffee and net action).
helen says:
hey, i was just coming here to tell you about a job at my work that you might want to apply for, but it seems you don’t need to anymore. so… yay for you and your new job.
this is the link anyway, incase you want to check it out:
http://www.umpa.unimelb.edu.au/about/jobs.html
helen.x
killer says:
thanks helen!
Disco Elferno says:
Is it true that Ben Faulkner is favoured to take out next months reported of the month award at Rehame?
killer says:
not with spelling mistakes/typos like that :D
Adam says:
Rehame - argh! I used to work there in a variety of roles. I gotta say it is one of the most awful companies in the world they treat their staff like dogs and pay crap money! ahhh memories